Shameless Homer

The qualifier has to be whose name causes you to open up a thread as much as or more so than the title of the thread itself. Alaska Darin Fezmid (because he gives good Bledsoe)

Go get a handful of dirt from his front lawn and send it to JP. He'll carry it with him and a legend will be born. Don't just sit there, get on it!

Guaranteed Super Bowl and Hall of Fame.

One of the companies that has this unbelivable internal software that can spy on its employees is that insurance company...what's the name? Oh yeah, it's Geico. By the way, anyone seen stojan?

" Fuggin steroids!"

AKC, Any advice for non sulfite wines?

A little self-absorbed are we? Get a grip, the world doesn't revolve around you.

Symbolic and highly visible compensation in international politics is commonplace. It says "you support us and we will support you" it cuts across cultural and language barriers to send a clear message. Pakistan continues to hold a great deal of the cards in the search for Osama Bin Laden and the others who crossed our borders to kill thousands of our people. Right now, I like them.

Stop making sense.

Early Easter juice?

Steve do you like trains? You know after the Bills games and a beer or two with the other guys you're welcome to come home to my place and play with my train sets. I have an actual 8 car HO scale set that is a complete miniature of my hometown Alfred, NY. Smoke comes out of the locomotive!! At the crossings I have a little policeman that stands with a big red STOP SIGN. I've arranged it so that on the day you pass 15,000 posts my train will stop at the Stojan Depot (I've repainted the miniature sign) and toot the whistle!! I can tell that you and I have a lot in common so if I show up at Lot 3 for the first home game (I'll be wearing the fuzzy Billy the Bison hat) I hope you'll take some time from all the other admirers and speak with me. Oh and I wanted to tell you that the series of hunky guys you've been posting in your avatar are my favorites too!

This is brilliance non-pareil. Great point. His dominion over her life ended when he took on another "wife" and kids. Her parents should be the determinants of her fate. Starving someone to death. Unbephukinbelievable.

Any way we can tax her winnings?

I have no left ACL. I still play basketball weekly and weakly at 54. I run about 15 to 20 miles a week. Oddly, jumping is something I've always been able to do well. The physcian missed it in an MRI but the physical therapist says I don't have an ACL.

Thanks for this. I had heard some of it but it helps to get the complete picture. I know that I often say I wouldn't care to live in a vegatative state. And I'm sure my wife will take care of that. Hell I think she tries to put a pillow over my face whenever I try to take a nap, but I can't prove it. I say let her continue to be fed. Miracles do happen, and she seems to react to others. It's her parents call, not her husband. There's blood there, no blood in a marriage.

That answer remains to be seen.

PT Barnum was right. BTW Darin, think of the money you could make? savethekittyinAD'savatar.com

What a day! Steroid hearings on the tube. Brackets submitted, let the games begin. And Guinness flowing all day. I guess I'll have to drive home I'll be too drunk to walk.

I liked the idea too but with the Neufeld signing and Campbell and Euhus predicted as ready for camp I think that experiment is now highly unlikely.

Buffalo line. " 5 big slow fat guys backed up by 5 big slow fat guys" 304lbs is no slouch. This guy is a good quality guard. I think the money seemed very realistic, and frankly I'm disappointed. TD is running out of options. I hope he has something up his sleeve other than his arm because it is getting a little weird. Losman's mobility may be an improvement over Bledsoe but you may be asking a little too much here, if you stand pat.

Someone hasn't been paying attention. It's a simple math problem. We won 9 games last year IN SPITE OF Bledsoe. He's gone. And we lost 7 games last year BECAUSE OF Bledsoe. He's gone. We now have JP Losman. That's an automatic 9 wins!!! And since it is JP Losman, it certainly is not too much to ask for us to win at least half of the other 7 games!!!! That's 13-3.!!! Who needs FAs? I say save the money!!! With Bledsoe gone FINALLY...automatic Super Bowl.

Did you count the buttons on your Lifeline System? You know the "I've fallen and I can't get up?"

The best!!!!!

Geico has dial up internet. You're screwed.