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Shameless Homer

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  1. One good thing. UFAs play their asses off in the contract year.
  2. A very, very good movie. Rarely have I seen a movie where I actually wish it was longer. They could have fleshed out a few parts that I was curious about. On the other hand, I felt that way about Mystic River which was an excellent Eastwood flick. I applaud films, and Mystic and Baby are two, that don't try to contrive a happy ending for the viewer.
  3. Absolutely Rico, absolutely.
  4. I have a suspicion that with Crennel and Weis gone the "genius" label for Belichick is go to peel off rather quickly. These guys were not only brilliant but they were the real buffer between a personalityless, cold coach and his players. That's going to count for something. Like 4 to 5 less wins, maybe.
  5. ROFLMAO....thanks, made my Friday
  6. Drew has become aware that certain Buffalo fans are angry with the way he handled his discussions with the media and has asked for all previous comments to be stricken from the record and replaced by this statement. " Leaving Buffalo is the saddest moment of my life. I have considered killing myself over it but some guy named Rico called and said that he preferred that I remain alive, something about his post numbers suffering. I have cried a lot and will never forget Buffalo. I truly appreciate that Buffalo has cut me from their squad. Basically, I suck and there's simply no hiding it. Yes, I did cause all 7 losses last year and of course, the teams' 9 wins came despite my efforts to lose. Man, I really suck. No, I mean, I really suck big time. My wife and kids had been taking to calling me assDrew, that hurt, but hey, I suck. The Buffalo fans are the most knowledgeable in football and if it were possible I would make each of them GM for a day. I love those fans, even the ones that hate me because they are smart enough to understand that I suck. Did I mention that I suck? I do, man I suck. JP Losman is the greatest individual I have ever met in my life. He has Super Bowl written all over him. He truly is Christ-like. Starting him over me was a stroke of brilliance. I plan on taping all the Buffalo games. I wish I could have been around to win more games (not suggesting I would have anything to do with the wins mind you, but you know, just be around). This team frankly is perfect in all facets except the quarterback. That is, until JP starts winging that pigskin around in September. I'm heterosexual, but if I wasn't...well you know. I took this job in Dallas only for the money. I mean it sucks down there. The ownership sucks, the coach sucks, the players suck....I'll fit right in because I suck too! I can't wait 'til I get home with this Dallas clothing and stuff and can use it to line my litter box. My Dad Max asked me to get some for him so he could burn it. I'm going to continue to wear my Buffalo underwear until it falls off. I love the fans particularly the cyber fans that have been bashing me for so long on that TSW site. Let's face it, they are true heroes and deserve to be regarded as visionaries. Anyway, I'm thinking we'll go something like 3-13 or 4-12 if the team, despite me of course, can get a couple of lucky wins. Good luck in the Super Bowl, I know you guys will win this time, I'm sorry, just so very, very sorry that I suck."
  7. Duck!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Apparently all the money was removed from the spelling budget. The grammar budget took a beating too.
  9. I was gonna let that slide..
  10. I'll buy it if it's in no particular order.
  11. the last line was meant as a joke...but the facts above it aren't that funny
  12. A 53 yard run from scrimmage in the 4th quarter by a 3rd string running back 11 penalties 8 1/2 minute drive allowed in the fourth quarter shanked 28 yard FG 3 drops by moulds frankly I think this team bagged it to get Bledsoe tanked....IT WORKED !!
  13. It's the ex-girlfriend scenario. As soon as she starts walking around town with another guy it becomes more important than ever to sully her reputation. Even if it takes exageration and hyperbole to bring her down. It's cathartic for these guys. It's about as common a phenomenon as there is in life and sports. Yippee, Drew's a putz!!
  14. Can I get a piece of that action too?
  15. 3700 yards 24 TDs 15 INTs 3 lost fumbles 38 sacks 10-6 record
  16. Another good reason to unload Bledsoe. Aside from the fact that we won 9 games in spite of him, the 7 losses that he caused on his own can occasionally count for 2. At least 9 wins by the Team next year and Losman's gotta be good for at least 3 or 4 on his own (because he is so mobile!). I smell Super Bowl, baby.
  17. How many "Sure Bets" have there been already about Bledsoe in just the last few days? "there's no market for Bledsoe" "what's going to happen to his immense ego when he doesn't get signed?" "Bledsoe will try to come back here as a backup when no one wants him." "Bledsoe will be hanging 'em up" Sometimes the brilliant GMs on this board miss the mark, don't they?
  18. You got that right.
  19. Fewest sacks of his career. 3 fumbles lost.
  20. More importantly, what's a dikcface?
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