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Don’t kid yourself. You think it’s just as yummy as HCQ.

He’s going to take a break from Vladimir Futon! I bet this won’t be the least bit weird. Hoax.

Agreed. Do stuff people want. Don’t alienate them. Don’t be a jerk. All things MAGA could learn from. America wants normal. MAGA weirdos can’t or won’t give it to them. Instead we have a hetero-sectional nominee. It’s just weird.

Hoax. Hetereo-sectional JD is a joke. Still haven’t heard from you in the hetero-sectional thread. Is it acceptable—and not weird—for MAGA to have someone spill a little seed on a couch during alone time with said couch?

Maybe cartoon man can enlighten us soon. If the equine erection issue isn’t consuming all of his time.

Non responsive. The question on the floor is whether hetero-sectionality is acceptable to MAGA and weird. It’s sweet. I agree. But I wonder whether to our MAGA colleagues is whether this is weird. I think it is. You think it is. But what does MAGA — experts on weird — think?

We all know who I’m talking about. But, with all the concern in MAGA lately about who loves whom, I’m wondering if our MAGA colleagues find hetero-sectionality to be acceptable and not weird. Your thoughts are welcomed.

What, no cartoons? Get off of the futon and get to work! Ivermectin man mentions horses first thing in the morning. Weird.

Or JD which his favorite piece of furniture is! Cartoon man is back! Weird.

Hoax. Put down the furniture catalog and figure out what likely voters means.

Did he say love seats?

Probably a bunch of cartoons and several years of furniture catalogs now that JD had made it cool to make sweet love to living room sets.

Weird.

Weird.

Except that it’s working. In a big way. In large part because it’s true. look, I genuinely feel for Vance’s kids. This has to be tough. It’s not right. But when one lies with dogs who play this way, they get fleas. The whole thing is sad really. Weird. Also, making sweet love to a couch is weird. Unless you forgot about that. Or don’t care.

Hoax. The only one banging furniture here is your boy JD. Stay on topic. And please remember that it is weird to bang inanimate objects in your living room.

Oh yeah they’re nuts. They don’t get that they’re the joke. In doses it can be great fun. But then you realize that these people really are crazy. And that they’re totally f’n weird.

Sock accounts. Sounds like you’re thinking of that weirdo JD on the couch. If only JD’s couch could have said those words. Weird.

It’s a hoax, but at least he’s off the couch. I bet the guys who clean the couches on AF2 are praying that JD stays far away from that plane. Weird.

Just like JD at Raymour and Flanagan. Hoax. Also, weird. I hope you didn’t type that from the couch.

I agree that, in normal times, the “weird” business would be disgraceful. But these aren’t normal times, and MAGA tried to control narrative not through policy initiatives or the purveyance of hope, but through name-calling and belittlement just like this. If you ascribe to the commie/pedo/demorat, etc, narratives, then you’re fair game for the “weird” bit. JD signed up for all of this, and so it is that his sexual proclivities involving comfort furniture are fair game.

Hoax. He’s a weirdo who likes to smash his couch cushions.

I hope that my life never degrades to the point where I seek out stupid cartoons for the benefit of internet randos. I’m sorry you’re there. Also, you still haven’t answered my question about your couch.

Weird. Maybe you should be more concerned about the sexual habits of those who are trying to make sweet love to upholstery. Think about that before you get back to your symposium of right wing internet drivel. At least I graduated from something! Unlike my MAGA friends, who were apparently too busy eating red meat and dry humping bus seats to get through high school.

I actually agree with a lot of this. Except democrats do care about such things. They just don’t message it well. I don’t really care where or how someone takes a piss. But I do care whether they can find a good paying job and afford to eat a piece of chicken at night. Did you type that from your couch?