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You haven’t seen many presidents.

Sorry snowflake. Donald trump is still a douche.

He hasn’t read either one, so it makes no difference. Nope. I’ll tell you about what a douche Donald Trump is all night long.

I’ll say it in the language of Trump’s handlers: nyet. Gotta get to church at some point, right. Last week he prayed on the golf course.

Quick, get Trump to the bunker! The wi-fi is good there, so he still should be able to tweet conspiracy theories, stupid memes, and like nonsense while he's hiding and shirking the responsibilities of his job.

Reality Check speaks with a little too much attention to detail to be third n' short. But maybe that's by design. I'm going to go with the theory that Deranged Rhino and Reality Check are one and the same.

1. Mike Flynn. 2. "Rigged election!" 3. Ignore the constitution with the border wall national emergency declaration. It's just the left, eh? EDIT: To be fair, Flynn didn't lie in open court. But the concept is basically the same.

Agreed. Everyone is entitled to an opinion. And we all should be a little more tolerant and thicker-skinned with respect to those with whom we disagree.

Nah. Speaking truth to conspiracy theorists is way more fun.

About as likely as the theory that the trouble is called Trump agents posing as left wingers and inciting trouble to help Trump's re-election prospects. It's a special kind of crazy.

See ya, snowflake!

Listening to the Trump conference call now. "The police were running!," he complains. Kind of like Trump did last night when he hid in his subterranean bunker. Sad!

I'm glad that you agree that the prez is very, very obese. We should continue the spirit of reconciliation by calling him "Mr. Housekeeping" or "Mr. Piggy." "They were ordering pizzas!" -Donald J. Trump, June 1, 2020. This friggin guy is nuts. Fat and nuts.

Hoax. The fat shamer in chief is just getting a taste of his own McNuggets, errrr, I mean medicine: https://www.vox.com/identities/2016/9/27/13070924/trump-debate-alicia-machado-miss-universe-miss-piggy-fat-shaming

Not the guy sitting in the bunker who is supposed to be helping to stop it from burning. Or maybe he's complicit since he isn't doing anything about it and has abdicated his duties. Food for thought. Either way, I will acknowledge that Fatboy isn't lighting a match from his subterranean shelter. That much is indisputable.

It's gotta be tough to see anything while he's cowering in the bunker. Kudos to Trump for keeping his eyes peeled!

Who said anything about me watching Fox? The only person watching Fox News that I know of is Trump. Who's in the bunker. As the country burns. Par for the course for Mr. Tough Guy, leading from the rear.

Hoax. I have no such wish. I just want a president who leads from the front. Hoax. Even Fox had the loser in the bunker! https://www.foxnews.com/politics/secret-service-took-trump-to-underground-bunker-amid-george-floyd-protests

He ran and then hid! Even better!

I haven't seen his chins broadcast from the Oval Office since this mess began. I've also seen him use segregation-era language on Twitter. Have I missed something? Then again, I guess it's tough to broadcast from the oval when you're cowering five stories below ground. I like leaders who lead from the front. I'm sorry that you don't.

Cant' find it now. This is a story about it. I have seen it. It's comically bad. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/10/14/violent-video-trump-shooting-media-critics-shown-conference/3972884002/

Let me know when your fearful leader emerges from the bunker. Maybe he can retweet one of those videos about him doing karate and shooting democratic politicians again. Like, doing fake tough things. It's par for the course for that fat wimp.

My wish is for the president to lead. By contrast, you're satisfied if he chills with Grimace five floors below the snowflakes and then ignores the worst riots in at least a generation while commiserating with his Russian pal. I can't apologize for demanding competent leadership. I'm sorry that your standards are, like, five floors below ground.

If you're referring to Biden, I believe he was at least at ground level when that happened. Which would put him five stories above where Mr. Tough Guy president was last night when he was cowering from melting snowflakes. Question for those in the know. Can Trump get Big Macs in the bunker? What about McNuggets? And, if he can get those things there, do they come in supersize or just regular size? I like people who lead from the front. Not fat, fake tough guys who cower in bunkers when the snowflakes accumulate.

Well said. And incredibly sad.