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Routine bunker inspection is on the agenda. Nothing more. Move along.

You said you were going to undoubtedly follow up with an even more childish response. I’m waiting. I could use a chuckle.

You haven’t insulted me yet today. What gives? I’m worried something is wrong with you. I expected to be called an idiot by now. Get in the game, sir!

You mean the lying weasel who conveniently hid in his bunker as part of an inspection? Take note, WestSideDeuce. That’s funny. Trying to pass off the bunker excursion as a routine inspection is hilarious.

Not funny. I wish I could see it differently, but I just can’t. I couldn’t muster even a mild chuckle. Forget about hearty laugh. That’s not happening with your material.

Unfortunately I think I’m running laps around Joe, so the holdup on you and I sharing gentle conversation over tea isn’t on my end. You have to be funnier. That’s the whole deal. You get funny, and then maybe there can be some shared jocularity. Until then, get to work on dominating with funniness. I’ll keep an eye on that, too.

Now we’re getting somewhere! That was a little funny. But not “dominate the libs” funny. Kind of like how Eric Trump is kind of Donald Trump’s son, but he’s also a loser so Donald doesn’t acknowledge him very much. So he’s a little bit Donald’s son. And, basically, you’re kind of Eric Trump funny. You get to Donald funny and then we’ll talk.

What about funnier? You have to be funnier. You have to dominate the libs. Otherwise it’s just not as enjoyable going back and forth with you. And I might have to put you on the Lowlife List.

Agreed. Well said. You’re right about that one. A frustrating case, to be sure, but the right call not to prosecute the officer in question.

I’m the one asking the question right now, not you, big boy. I await your response. Well done, sir. FYI, it’s, “You’re very mockable.” Not, “Your very mockable.” I’d like your next mock to be a little more stinging and effective, so I thought I’d alert you to that. It makes things more fun. Or, in your parlance, more funner. Also, I don’t want illegal immigrants to practice better grammar than you, so let’s get on the stick and try to be both funny and grammatically correct. Got it?

You provided specific examples of certain things Obama did. But you didn’t provide a specific example of how he fanned racial tensions, or whatever the phrase in play is. Just more alt-right tropism that you can’t back up with facts. And so it goes. Nope. I mock them. You’re simply copying me. That’s not dominant. It also makes me think that you might belong on the newly-created Lowlife List. I’ll have my eye on you in that respect, sir.

A convenient excuse for someone unable to intelligently answer the question.

Hoax. I run the lists around here. There is no such list. Also, copying the libs to own the libs is unbecoming. Be better! And we’re back to square one. How did Obama “ratchet[] . . . up” tensions?

Any specifics? Or just your usual generalized nonsense?

When is he going to get started on “MAGA-ing?” Last I checked we’re beset by at least three competing generational crises. Four if one counts climate change, I guess. And even before that he subjugated himself to Putin, blew out the treasury, and did next to nothing to keep any of his campaign promises. Any time he wants to get moving on “MAGA-ing” is fine with me. Or is it “Keep America Great?” I can’t remember what BS slogan he’s using these days.

Yup. Release them. If he’s accusing “elites and politicians” of acting as accessories to some of the criminal activity that has occurred over the past week, then he should put his money where his mouth is and get moving on the prosecution of those matters.

Well played! I laughed out loud!

You’ve got a much longer list of grievances to air with respect to Trump and his Evangelical apostles than you do with me, that is for sure. “It was racist then and it’s racist now.” Fine. Smoked and pelted with rubber bullets. Is that not hypocritical?

This also seems to be an odd place to take a stand rooted in religious teaching. Gassing protesters and clergy for a photo op? Contrary to the teachings of Jesus to Peter in the garden, but AOK in this context. Rando internet message board guy poking fun at the Pillsbury President? Can’t let that one slide.

Also, don’t get all melting snowflake on me. I said I try to live a pious life, but I don’t always succeed. Picking on Donald Trump’s misplaced girth is an area in which I fail. Not sure. Haven’t seen her lately. But the Goodyear shirt is a good idea to apply to Trump.

Hoax. I’m not mocking fat people. I’m mocking a fat person. Big difference.

Also, I thought you were done with me until November. What brings you back, big fella? I think you enjoy our repartee as much as I do!

Fake news.

If you’re saying that an adult wearing a jersey with the name of another man is not cool, then I completely agree with you. Same thing with Powerball. Stoooo-pid. Invest that couple of bucks a week.

Hoax. I’m tolerant. You’re right about the physical health point, though. There is no reason to worry about that issue because President McCheese is the “healthiest president ever.”