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It wasn’t about the art of war or entering space. I was having fun with your creative delusions. I thought I’d give it a try myself. It’s work to come up with your insane gibberish. You’re much better at it than I am; I’ll give credit where credit is due. And I will take you up on the offer of a drink someday at a Bills game (though I’ll stick with a Diet Coke).

I have to give you credit. I worked hard to come up with delusional crap like yours for about ten minutes. I’m tapped. I can’t do it anymore. You do this day after day. It’s impressive in its own demented way.

I sit bewildered by the fog of your ignorance. The heathens have stormed the gates. You have assisted in their nefarious plots. Hark, you fascist stooge! Hark, I say! Stop the scoundrels before they do irreparable harm to the our great nation! That guy put his foot in a pile of dog ess yesterday. Never a good idea to piss off the large men who protect you from physical harm threatened by other large men. Woops. I’ll alert him to your weakness.

But bunker boy says you have to dominate battle spaces like this one. Is bunker boy wrong? What do I tell DJTJ next time we text?

If you’re talking about Mattis you might be right about his ambitions, and you’re definitely right that guys like him are ahead of the curve. George Will is absolutely right: if Trump loses in November, then he will be toxic within the Republican Party the very next day. All of these sycophants will pretend they didn’t know him. Mattis has a better nose than most and might just be getting ahead of the curve to stake his place in the post-Trump Republican Party. Locally, the Jabobs/Parlato primary is hilarious to me. They’re trying to out-Trump each other, which is great for their June election. But in terms of their futures? Maybe it works for Parlato because I suspect her end game is to be a cable news commentator. But Jacobs desperately wants to be his own person, and I don’t know what his long-term play is going to be when Trumpism fades. He’s too moderate to win with the rural crowd, and after his Trump sellout he’s going to be too toxic to win with moderates.

You blind ingnoramous! It is you who supports the white nationalists! Have you been deafened by the gong of your own lies? Awake, dear sir, and illuminate your mind to the truth of your misnavigated ways!

You ignorant slut! Cannot you see what is immediately before you? The fascist enemy has breached our shores and has invaded minds like yours. Alert! Beware! I’m not the one who’s supposed to dominate here. That’s you. When you’re ready to start dominating, let me know.

It is a joke. But it provides some great opportunity for humor. I completely agree that these serious allegations against Mr. Watters should be investigated enthusiastically and immediately.

I like your invective. I think I’m going to try to gain some expertise in arcane insults. I’ll give it a shot: You myopic dotard! The facist donkeys prostrating to Trump have ceded the battle space. Victory shall be with the enemy if the Donald J. Facists do not reclaim the initiative. We must retake momentum so our fearless leader can inspect every bunker in every village. Onward, obese keyboard warriors! I’m 100% on board with the message of the protests, but I’m not sure that putting stool in a nostril is a step that I want to take.

Again, not dominant. Not even close. Even Eric Trump could do better. And he’s a tremendous loser. I’ve been texting Don Jr. lately — he’s trying to shoot a few more giraffes, so our communication is sporadic — and I’ll have to alert him to this westside Internet rando who keeps on getting owned by the libs and embarrassing his father. I’m sure he will be disappointed in you. Look I just want you to dominate. Like bunker boy says, you have to dominate in situations like this one. A little more work on your end and you might be ready to almost get close to maybe dominating the libs.

Not dominant. It’s important that when you try to be witty that you dominate the libs. Give it another shot and see if you can dominate next time.

Thank you. Amen.

Copying the libs to own the libs. Nice!

Unless Russia invades and Vladimir Putin parks himself behind the resolute that’s not going to happen. The fake tough guy bunker inspector got called called the eff out by someone whose politics I might not share but whose love for and personal investment in this country is unparalleled.

Hoax. He supports the Constitution and did his duty as an American. God Bless him. He spoke the truth. This is the best I’ve felt about this country in a long time. Hopefully the dam breaks and denizens of all parts of the political spectrum begin to speak the truth about the threat to our democracy that occupies the Oval Office.

Amen.

Hoax. We all know it’s you.

I’m very sorry about your stroke. Maybe the mention of that fact today will cause you to reconsider your use of the pejorative “libtard.” From what I’ve seen to tend to spell that word correctly. No matter, I will no longer pick on your grammar. My apologies. One of the most American things I have ever seen. It’s about motherfuggin time. Good for him.

If there was an award for the dumbest thing written on the Internet today, then you sir would have won it. Awarding Barack “Obama the Nobel Prize . . . was RACIST.” Now I’ve seen it all. And people wonder why there were thousands of protestors on the Manhattan Bridge last night. Fake news. Your definition of “well” is confusing. I had a low bar for Trump, to be sure. But inaction in the face of at least three simultaneous generational crises? Even I didn’t think he would be this much of a failure.

Silence is complicity. Trumpy is a wannabe authoritarian douche. I’m glad others are beginning to get off the sidelines and get into the game here.

All of this is your typical hoaxy complaining. If I can deign to interpret what you wrote, it seems to be that you’re upset that Obama didn’t do enough to address this issue. So your complaint essentially distills to the point that his inaction fanned the flames of this problem. You also attempted to make me smile in the balance of your post. That I appreciate. The complaints about a president inserting himself into “highly charged legal battles” (hello, Paul Manafort and Mike Flynn) are simply gems. And I really enjoyed your non-specific point that “the culmination of how his actions derailed what was a noble BLM cause into another shouting match that made things worse by siding with life long hucksters and race baiting peddlers.” I have no idea how Obama’s actions derailed that movement, and I’m left with one unfortunate but unavoidable observation: you’ve invented a talking point (namely, that Obama’s actions fanned the flames of racial divide) and are unable or unwilling to support it with non-alternative facts. Bravo, sir, for bringing a smile to my face! Fun fact. A majority of illegal immigrants from Mexico practice better grammar than you.

Hoax. You’re more than a little twisted. But so am I.

Hoax.

Easy. They believe in the rule of law. Unlike Trump.

I’m in a weird spot here. I’m for both. I absolutely support the core message of the BLM movement. Unequivocally. I should do more. And I absolutely support all of the good police out there who toil in anonymity and risk their lives to keep us safe. The narrative issue that you mentioned is food for thought. It’s probably extreme and hyperbolic to say that an African-American man always worries about being killed by a police officer when he takes a walk on Delaware Avenue at noon on a Tuesday. But it’s also eminently fair to say that, as a white male who grew up in the middle of the middle class, nothing will allow me to appreciate the well-founded suspicion and fear with respect to which the African-American community views law enforcement. I haven’t been the subject of a stop and frisk. I haven’t been stopped repeatedly at Main and Bailey for a DWB. And I haven’t had my house tossed by police because a knucklehead from the bus stop ran into my front door carrying a dime bag while trying to run away from a stop and frisk. (All of those points are real-life illustrations drawn from my professional experience.) The bottom line, I guess, is that there’s room for improvement everywhere. It is a time for conversation and listening, but it’s also a time for action. The core complaints of the critical mass of protesters should have been addressed a long time ago. We all need to get to work. Don’t forget the rubber bullets. They might pump a few into the minister across the street if he looks at them the wrong way again today.