Guffalo

Please excuse me while I scrub my eyes with bleach and a wire brush.

Happy Birthday AD, May the blubber you chew be plentiful, may the herds grace your territories, may your harpoon always find it's target. “May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart”

That's been done, send a body part in a plastic bag.

Only half of them

I am speechless, why would I bother to go to any more? no more strippers at funerals

Ok fine and good............but what's their 40 times like?

Robin Williams in Birdcage.

Ok I sent in another: I understand your enthusiasm in discussing Marshall Faulk as the first of the all around running back. Possessing the blocking, pass catching and running skills that can carry a team, however I think you may be short sighted in you coronation of Faulk as the first to do these things efficiently. Once upon a time, there was a back called Roger Craig who played for the 49ers well before the franchise sunk to its current mess. The west coast offense which was brought to San Francisco from Cincinnati by a coach named Bill Walsh, used this back as a double threat as receiver and running back. He also had the ability to pick up blitz coverage and was an asset to the passing game when blocking. After Roger Craig, a more finely tuned back, Thurman Thomas, played for the Buffalo Bills. He led the league in yards from scrimmage for 5 years straight. His pass catching ability was unsurpassed by any running backs in his era, and his ball running style was solid and punishing. He was one of the main components in propelling the Bills to 4 Super Bowl appearances in the 90's. The evolution of the all purpose running back did not start with Marshall Faulk, reach back to the previous two decades and you will find the genesis of that type of running back.

A six pack = two 3 course meals!

Well, it took 5 tries before I got one that followed the rules....

My wife Pat has been abiding by those rules for as long as we have been married, it is tried and true advice that all women should follow.

Aha! So that WAS your AOL search string, I knew it!

She needs a whole city to fill her void? Wow, are you sure she was a showgirl, that is some biggass void if she needs a whole damn city to fill it!

I was begging for him before his draft, he was even bigger in college! He's a project but may be a decent #3, a lefty too!

I just read an article in today's WSJ about Buffalo's old home week, I don't have a login, but if anyone has one, please post the article. Base of the artiicle talks about trying to lure ex-Buffalonians to return and using next week as a designated week to show off the city. They claimed ex-Buffalonians were culled from many lists including Bills Backers lists. Funny, I am listed a few times on Bills backers, I feel shamed that I wasnt invited

I voted dutifully for Trixie, but I agree, Lola is the best in show! Sorry McJeff

Well, I just got on after waiting a few hours, not that I'm hyper or anything.....

It would if you were dating a24 year old Israeli stripper and had a late night hibbity jibbity going on when a bomb exploded......get real, it is very important to know!

Bring vaseline

Happy Birthday Harriet!, now that you are entering your 30's you will find out what us old folks are complaining about! Have a great day!

Sure beats the alternative.....

Happy B-day Gavin, have fun in VA beach!

They were high priced political consultants for the Dukakis presidential campaign

Yes, between the 1453 "Hits" and the saving of the orphans from the burning van in the parking lot, he was all over the place!

I love that cast iron stove!