A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
> > mothers and their small children.
> >
> > "You all have obsessions," he observed.
> >
> > To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
> > You've even named your daughter Candy."
> >
> > He turned to the second Mom, Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again
> > it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
> >
> > He turns to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too
> > manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
> >
> > At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy
> > by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."
> >