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  1. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Sounds like you're saying the Bills are really going to suck covering third-and-long this year. For the 15th year in a row...
  2. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Uhhhh...yeah. Right. Contrary to popular belief, there IS such a thing as "bad press". It's not "smart" to thrive on media reports of your idiocy. Just ask Tom Cruise.
  3. Crap Throwing Monkey
    1: Bruschi gets a hit. 2: Bruschi gets a hit. 3: Bruschi runs around a lot but doesn't do anything because the play's away from him, but the announcers gush anyway. 4: Bruschi's on the bench while the announcers expound on his "heroism" during the Bills' first punt.
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    I think I covered that under "partying, getting blitzed, and doing stupid sh--."
  5. Crap Throwing Monkey
    As a matter of principle, most reporters should be beaten weekly anyway. But bite wounds?
  6. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Does this chick have ANY claim to fame other than partying, getting totally blitzed, and doing stupid sh--?
  7. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Anyone else would have. But millbank is special.
  8. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Can't wait to read one...
  9. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Pictures, please...? Ah, screw it. I'll just stare at your avatar...
  10. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Yeah. You're talking to a physicist. Again, what do you expect to find at a uranium enrichment plant?
  11. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I think Reed has the balls. I just don't think he has the hands.
  12. Crap Throwing Monkey
    In other words: Iran has a nuclear program. Enriched uranium at a uranium enrichment plant. Who'd've thunk it. Here I thought they were knitting.
  13. Crap Throwing Monkey
    That would be a bazillion things, mostly contradictory...
  14. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Yes, because if you punched me in the head I'd wring your neck...
  15. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Because having an "Attempted Homocide" division would just be silly...
  16. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I know. It's really more like one and a half. But for that matter, the writer may as well have thrown in gay marriage. That would be THREE "one things".
  17. Crap Throwing Monkey
    <sigh> It's just not the same without Mike Williams, Bennie Anderson, or Jeff Posey.
  18. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Sorry, I can't pick just one. Best I can do is combinations of the first three: improved line play on the defensive side of the ball, and/or improved line play with or without an improved red zone offense. But then, I've said that every year for the past...ten billion years, I think. Never happens.
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    Jesus. That's a really freak accident.
  20. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I'm thinking, after reading this whole thread, you might be better off putting the money in a savings account. Want us to explain compound interest?
  21. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Unless it involves our ports. Then it's the War Against Sand &#33;@#&#036;s.
  22. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Uhhhh...that would be two things.
  23. Crap Throwing Monkey
    And all the people mourning Steve Irwin today are just projecting their fear of crocodiles... Geez, what an idiot.
  24. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Rove's an outsider? When the Times thought Rove was the leak, he was an "insider". What a stupid !@#$ing paper.
  25. Crap Throwing Monkey
    That sounds like what happened; this morning's reports say it punched a hole in his heart. Which would put it in the category of "freak accident"; stingrays are not known for causing death by penetrating heart trauma. The guy's shtick wore thin on me after a while, but I couldn't help but respect him as a passionate wildlife lover and conservationist. Too bad.
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