Crap Throwing Monkey

Because it makes me feel warm and tingly.

And Losman hasn't hit a pass yet. But what the !@#$ do I know?

It's just because I have no objective reason to think so, it's my subjective opinion. And I don't feel like wasting my time in a "My subjective opinion is better than your subjective opinion" argument on this particular topic.

I'm sure it's just abject terror, and has nothing to do with the running game gouging the Dolphins for major yards.

Yep. So?

Willis doesn't "suck"...but so far this season, I think Thomas is running stronger. Just my opinion; I don't feel particularly compelled to justify it.

Looked like a lousy effort to me. Good effort on McGahee's run. I don't know if the Bills could telegraph that play any more than they did...and he still got 10.

Oh, wait...this is Mularkey calling plays, isn't it? Naturally, he's getting cute calling passes against a weak run defense. Mickey-mouse bull sh-- fake end around reverse !@#$tard halfback option pass in five...four...three...

Why is Miami passing? I mean, I'm cool with it and all, since they're getting their asses handed to them by the pass defense...but is Saban a total moron or something? Parrish got sh------- blocking on that return, too.

First think I heard him say was "The Dolphins have run two running plays", after their first running play. And the Miami DB didn't bat the pass away from Parrish; Parrish batted it away from the DB. Lousy throw by Losman, good play by Parrish to protect against the interception.

What game are tne announcers watching? Ray Charles could give better play-by-play.

Okay, then...how about genocide and ethnic cleansing? Or is intervention for that only justified for European countries? We've already established it doesn't matter in Africa...

For my part...yes. But then, this isn't my first exposure to this sort of thing (best friend in college was brutally raped and bludgeoned by her boyfriend), so I adjusted to the reality of this sort of thing almost two decades ago. And like someone else said...it is what it is. And, I might add, I've seen things reported in the news reports that I know were wrong or innacurate. That's why I said earlier...while I won't criticize anyone for judging, don't equate it to some sort of insight. And "adjusted to" does not mean "inured to". I still have nightmares about my friend in college, 20 years later.

On the one hand, it might keep us from being too surprised when things like this happen... On the other hand, if you get TOO close...

How do some bar maids pick up fifty dollar bills?

Unitarian?

Maybe true. I'd thought he was drafted in to the Waffen SS; turns out that although I can confirm he was a flakhilfer, the most I can find after that is that he was "in the infantry". Which is ambiguous. Your point is taken, though.

Sounds like just another Friday night for T-Bone...

...and it's a time of great rejoicing. Ten reasons to hate Miami? That's easy: 1970 1971 1972 1973 1974 1975 1976 1977 1978 1979

Well...yeah. But that particular line is pretty black and white... ...assuming, of course, it's accurately translated. Contrary to popular misbelief, the Bible wasn't written in English, hence it is, in fact, subject to errors of translation.

Of course, now the entire Muslim world thinks he's in the pocket of the Jews...even though he was a member of the Hitler Youth and SS. Is it me, or is the world becoming more and more like a Johnny Coli blog?

"Keep alive for yourselves", in the context of both the writing and the time period, almost certainly means something like that.

Or you could get into an accident "because my rear window was covered, creating a manifestly unsafe condition of visibility", and sue the ever-loving sh-- out of the ass holes that think spraying your car with paint is an effective law enforcement tactic.

Let it go. Denial is a coping mechanism.

Mark asked us to tell you that he had a Fit and crashed into a telephone pole, you gender-challenged loon. Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger.