Crap Throwing Monkey

Your point is valid...but let's not get TOO excited. Saban's genius is apparently overrated, and my cats could outcoach Mike Mularkey.

That has less to do with Christianity than it does with a notable lack of planes and video during the Crusades...

Daunte Culpepper just got sacked...again...

I give JSP's current euphoria three days before it turns to his more typical "We suck!" depression...

Which administration would that be. Because I KNOW you can't be talking about Clinton's.

Jesus. I've never seen a punter have a game like Moorman's today. He's stuck, what, four punts inside the 10 today?

I'm guessing...no one.

Okay...credit where due, that was a sweet catch by Chambers. The !@#$er.

And every time I think that, I recall when the Bills scored three TDs in 70-some seconds (in '90, was it?) It's not over until the corpulent Fit-driver yodels.

I am, actually. It's for a mahogany bookshelf I'm finishing after the game. And it's 198 proof.

Lightweight. I'm decanting a good garnet shellac right now...

HOLDING, DAMMIT! What the hell does it take to get an official to call holding against a Bills' opponent?

Moorman is having one of the best games I ever remember seeing from a punter.

Well...except the game... What, are you people drinking paint thinner today? Jesus...

You know, the entire receiving corps looks pretty decent. No stellar standouts so far in two games...but any combination of receivers they've put on the field so far, I've been satisfied with. I don't know that I'd want to see them in a shootout with Indy, but they're a capable squad so far. So far, I think the worst performer is...Evans? ("Worst" in this context being a comparative, not an absolute.)

"When George W. Bush just isn't quite dumb enough..."

He honestly looks good today, both as a PR and WR.

I, for one, would like to extend my appreciation to Mike Mularkey for all the fine work he did for the Buffalo Bills. Quitting on them. Moving to Miami. !@#$ing up their offense instead of ours. If it wasn't for his fine performance with Buffalo, we wouldn't be winning this game now. Real Men of Genius. Mike Mularkey. Here's to you, Mr. Mickey Mouse Fake End-Around bull sh-- Reverse !@#$tard Halfback Option Pass.

Man Law. I am the only one that likes those commercials, right?

I never understood how a QB could forget the snap count. He IS the friggin' snap count... There was so much holding on that last pass play, it wasn't even funny. It was like a Patriots game...

No, I am too. But I've listened to him for so long, I've developed a measure of immunity.

Hey, it's Dierdorf. He's been spewing idiocy like that for about two decades now...

Great shot of Jason Taylor looking like he's getting a gynecological exam...

I would. Miss it, a TD and a field goal ties or wins it. Make it, you still need a TD and FG (or TD and 2-pt conversion to tie)...but maybe it gives your offense a little spark.

Could be. I'd have to rewind and check...I'll do it later.