This randomly brings to mind a guy I lived with out of college - I rented a room in his house when I started my first job. He fancied himself a 'bodybuilder' and was always trying to 'bulk up' (this was long ago before nutritional supplements were so popular). Every morning he would make his lunch - he would take a full loaf of bread - put luncheon meat between every other slice - and carry the loaf of sandwiches and a gallon of milk to work and just eat sandwiches out of it during the day. He did this every day. He was a weird dude