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Commenting on the Bills/Vikings game. "The Jets only gained 78 yards against the Bills Defense last week, but they should have had more." The Big Fatty (Berman) did have a great line. "You can't spell Mort, without T.O."

1. What is your favorite color? - Red 2. What day of the week is your favorite? - Sunday, but only during the months of September through January. 3. When you pass gas, what is the molecular composition of said fart? - Forget molecular composition. Are there gas masks nearby? (*)4. Please describe your prosthetic limb preference. - Leg, as to hide my 12 pack whilst going into a baseball game 5. How are the Cardinals doing these days??? - Ask the Pope 6. We're not talking tobaccy juice are we? - Quit all tobacco products 6 months ago. Gained a few extra pounds in the process. (*)7. Do you have a glass eye? - Glass isn't my favorite eye activity. 8. What is the best way to fix an auto's brakes? A. Work on them with pliers and wrenches and other tools. B. Replace all the parts C. Write the company with inane anecdotes D. Gooey stuff, elevation and sweet old time. E - Pay an mechanic to do it. (*)9. Please describe what you'd do with caramel, super glue and the cast of Baywatch. - Super glue who be for the guys mouths to shut them up. Caramel + Baywatch Girls + plastic + me = FUN FUN FUN!!! 10. If you are kissing up to get the VP of Operations title just keep going. And get me my coffee right now. Black. Please respond as you see fit. - Would the VP title involve testing the flexibility of the hotter female applicants? If so, where would you like your coffee to come from sir? Starbucks, Peets, or Juan Valdez directly? 11. Your hair tastes different. Did you change your brand of shampoo? - Shampoo? 12. If you were a dog what would your name be? - Pesky (*)13. If you had to choose between your pet or one of your fingers, which would it be, and why? (And, no, you don't get to pick which finger we're talking about.) - Fingers! Pets cannot pick my nose. 14. How intense is too intense? - When your head starts to spin without alcohol 15. Give me an example of how you got revenge on someone. - I'm too much of a reactionary personality to think of a thought out revenge factor. (*)16. What is your theory on the fact that no matter what color your shampoo is, the lather is always white? - Again. Shampoo? (*)17. Yes...happy birthday, Juan Ponce de Leon. Please elaborate. - He got the fountain of youth. Maybe my wife would like to try a sample? 18. What is your favorite position? - 69 19. Do you come here often? No pun intended. - Yes. Sometimes no. 20. Where is here? - "Because were here. Roll The Bones". (*)21. How many uses of ammonia can you think of? - 1. Cleaning. 22. Who's the boss? - If you really want your female partner to do something kinky, she's ALWAYS the boss. (But you get the satisfaction.) 23. If you could fly, where would you go and how would you get there? - Toronto and Vancouver. I would just put my arms to my side and jump. 24. Huh? - Huh, huh, huh, hump, huh. Signed, Beavis. 25. Please describe everything you feel about Capri Sun. - Works in a pinch. 26. Coffee Tea or me? And why. - Are you a flexible female? No? Coffee with lots of non-fat milk please. 27. What is your favorite restraint? One that keeps wrists and ankles far apart from each other! 28. Why doesn't anybody knock anymore? - Because America has become ignorant to the simple act of politeness. (*)29. What goes up must come down. Explain. Again, no pun intended. - Laws of nature I would guess... 30. Describe why E-Harmony just plain sucks. - Ever seen some of those couples that get together on that T.V. ad? EWWWWW!!!!!!

- If you and your partner had $1 million cash, would you spread it on the floor, and screw like jackrabbits? Or hold off on the sex, and invest it? - Ladies, do you like wearing nylons and using your feet on a male appendage? - Men, do you like wearing nylons and using your feet on a two female chest forms? - What female chest forms are being referred here? - Men. What is more appealing for you to visit? The Castro in San Francisco, or Soho in New York City? - Do you know what state New York City is located in? Just for starters...

Two Sabres wins. Remember 1998? When Clinton was still in office, he attended the Eastern Finals between the Sabres and Caps. Sabres won in overtime.

Tell her it's time to expand your friendship, and she needs to become a friend with benefits.

http://www.themacallan.com/guide/index.html Not scotch per se, but the Macallan is a mighty fine product!

As long as it provides easy access, I'm all for it!

All I can say is that may God's strength be with the kids. They are going to need it.

I know I've said this before. It bears repeating. For Larry Quinn to do this, there is only one reason. Larry Quinn wants to rid the Sabres organization of everything Doug Moss. Remember, Quinn lost the original power struggle to Moss. Then Moss was booted by the Rigas family. Quinn got the ear of Gollisano, and came back into a position of power within the Sabres Organization. Now, he has carte blanche to do whatever he wants, to erase every stamp Moss put on the organization. The red and black uni's were developed under Moss' direction. Quinn could not handle that. IMHO, Quinn should stick to building buildings, and not run hockey teams.

The O-Line gave up after the missed 4th and 1. Defense didn't give up. J.P., Willis, and the rest of the offense didn't give up. After the interception by Whitter, the Offense had the golden opportunity to take the game, but the O-Line just didn't bring it. But what do I know! The guy I ended up watching the game with was complaining that Nate's penality was reviewable...

Rush - 30th Anniv. Tour - Radio City Music Hall. 3 Guys were able to sneak professional quality video camera's into one of the Radio City Shows (August, 2004), and produced an amazing DVD Boot!

Mularky?

TKO - 25 yd. Interception Return or Willis - 50 plus run, 1st play from scrimmage. I just have a gut feeling that the first Bills TD is going to set the tone for the rest of the game.

122 running 53 receiving 1 TD (Running)

I think Larry Quinn actually wanted this design, but it was already in use... http://www.goslugs.com/graphics/UCsantacruzSlugLogo.gif

See, I distract Manny with my right hand, telling him he's #1, then I grab Big Papi with my left hand, see? Like this...

If I were D.J., the message would be simple. "Wanna piss off the National Media?"

Is it fair that if one guy has a bad day, that others loose their heads?

Considering that there is some fairly good competition for a limited number of spots, would there be an outside possibility that the Bills will only go with 2 QB's, thus allowing another spot to open up somewhere else? (RB, WR, etc.) If so, who goes? Holcomb or Nall?

We have earthquake insurance. 20 gallons of water, bunch of canned food, tents/sleeping bags, propane for cooking, and about $5000 in cash, all stored away in the same place.

O Line Defense stopping 3rd and long If those two things improve, everything else will fall into place. Willis, JP and company will go as far as the O Line can take them. Unfortunately, I don't think they can take them very far. Maybe to East Aurora, but definately not to Wales!

Current - Tedy Bruski. No Current - Probably Reggie Bush, or L.T. All-time - No question: John Jefferson

The point that is being missed is this. Leinhert will not play at all this year. Dennis Green is his head coach, and going on history (Culpepper), he will sit and watch Kurt Warner play this year. He's pretty much a lock in year two, but not a chance this year.

I haven't played in about 10 years. It did provide a ton of fun! My moment in the spotlight was when the Bills played the Chiefs (Montana's first game with K.C.) My score was #18 in the nation. I'd probably get my butt kicked if I played now, but I'm thinking about getting back into it. Too bad they don't allow you to play at home, like they used to.