Draconator

"Come home with me baby! You'll be done in time for Master Chef!"

Was the kids last name Bobbitt by chance?

It would be different if the kid was with Rosanne Barr

I once was able to do 3 times in one day. She (and he) wins.

You really want me to go to AA, don't you...

WHAT?

I've had a few. My best is I used to do the website for Alex Lifeson's bar (The Orbit Room) in Toronto in 1999-2000. When Alex would show up (once every two to three weeks), he would always get there early and bartend for a couple of hours. One night I got there early myself, and Alex was behind the bar. He sees me enter, and says "Hey Hoffman, come here!" I walk up to the bar, he pours two shots of Tequila, and simply says "Drink". I reply, "Alex, that ***** will kill me". He then leans towards me to where his face is about 3 inches away from mine and says "Then you can tell all your friends you died drinking with the guitarist of Rush! Drink!" So I had the shot. Later in 2000 I moved to California and my ex and I won a contest to have breakfast with Geddy Lee. There were a total of 20 people there. Everyone asked Geddy about Rush, and he was so nice to answer every question. My ex and I started talking to him about kids and baseball, and he literally shut everyone else out and focused on us for a solid 30 minutes, talking about kids and baseball. in 2001 I was in LA meeting with Rush's security lead. He tells us to go to this laundrymat in East Hollywood and look for a big guy. Sure enough, my ex and I get to the laundrymat, and there is this mountain of a man standing at a door next to the laundrymat. We ask for Michael (Rush's security lead), and he says "He's right inside", and ushers us in. It was one of those true Hollywood hidden bars. I'm talking with 4 guys, nice conversation. Michael comes over and says, "so you're getting along with Limp Bizkit?"

Chickpeas are neither chicks or peas Discuss

In reality, they are! Mine is so lovable! Sure he has a mean bark, and will jump on you when he meets you, but within 5 minutes he's curled up on your lap and giving you kisses. Same with my SIL's pities. They are just love bugs!

Who you callin' old?

Where he should have touched me is the top of my skull, and used his "hare tonic", so I wouldn't be bald with shoulder length hair....

I have pictures and it does last longer Where didn't Bugs touch me?

Bugs Bunny is the greatest actor that has ever lived

Aaron Dell is the greatest Sabres goalie of all time

Jon Bon Jovi would have made a fantastic owner of the Bills and would have financed a new stadium in Downtown Buffalo all by himself

Their last album Clockwork Angels was their best album ever. They took everything they learned in 38 years and made an album out of it.

9/11 was an inside job

I'm the bassist and pretend keyboardist.

That's totally fine for asking a very honest question.

80's first wave, 90's and today's dance rock. From Duran Duran and Tears For Fears to Portugal the Man and Bruno Mars.

I prefer Thursday mud-wrestling throwdown.

Are you channeling ScottLaw?

I couldn't get it to work. Tried all the troubleshooting steps, nothing.