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kegtapr

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  1. Thanks...now I'm craving some Arnolds.
  2. 10% longer tread life? They could add 50% and they'd still be overpriced junk.
  3. Construction worker Hale Bobb as seen from above.
  4. Not if you're doing it right. Out the door before you sober up and the sun comes up.
  5. Fat, ugly....they all look the same when the light goes off.
  6. 2-1 odds the other guy she was eyeballing rejected her. Sounds to me like she can't/doesn't want to be alone. But of course thats only based on my experience, not your relationship.
  7. Yep, emergency exit if the bus is on its side. Usually school buses have alarms on theirs, wonder if the coach did. Bet it will in the future.
  8. If a comedian is being defined as someone who makes you laugh, then nope.
  9. They should have tried putting a comedian in the lead role.
  10. Looks like the new goal is the mile high shower club.
  11. Works on mine.....and wow, this country is full of dumb!@#$s.
  12. Yup, you over compensated captain and she saw you as needy. Live and learn.
  13. Sorry my friend, but she already has another man or at least has one in mind. Time for you to bang a few hoes, even if you do get back together with her, in 10 years you'll wish you used this opportunity, especially after you find out she did.
  14. Great heads up play by jackson knocking that ball to the ground.
  15. Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted. Why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting. Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening. Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside. Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good. Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted? [chuckles until he sees that Ted is not laughing] Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What's your point? Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times. Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box? Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me. Ted Nelson, Customer: [pause] Okay, I'll buy from you. Tommy: Well, that's... Tommy/Richard Hayden: ...What?
  16. Married with young kids....so yes.
  17. I wanted to like this guy since he was somewhat local, even if he hasn't lived near Rochester in years...but as the olympics went on I found myself cheering for Phelps instead.
  18. Yep, that's the one I own. Tears through my 0.7 acres. I have some small hills that it does fine with, if you have any larger hills you may want something with a little more power. I can feel it struggle a little when I turn into the steepest part of my yard. The only thing that concerns me with it is when you oversteer with the turn tight and hit a bump or depression, i'm always afraid something in the steering assembly is going to break. Hasn't happened yet so it may be stronger than I think. Whatever mower you end up with go hydrostatic, shifting on the fly is so much nicer.
  19. I bought a craftsman last spring, has treated me well. More features than a big box deere for a lower price. Turn-tight is nice to have, don't have to swing wide as often. My only concern would be Sears ceasing to exist as a company if it doesn't turn things around. BTW, most Craftsman mowers are made by Husqvarna, I believe the very low ends are MTD.
  20. Great show, but you need to watch season 1 first. I think the Swed is one of the best characters on TV.
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