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[7:51] 1) ChatGPT with a commercial run through a dot matrix printer to make you think they're not SkyNet. "ChatGPT: Don't Worry About It" 2) Oh HELL NO. Coffee Mate Cold Foam apparently filmed in a airport restroom stall. 3) NFL something or other.

"You woke up the wrong m*****f*****! You woke up the wrong m*****f*****!"

[7:45] 1) Johnny Cash and Rick Rubin is a winning formula. 2) Liquid Death. It's just water isn't it? Like why wouldn't you be booze with that name? 3) Hexclad cookware, Gordon Ramsey, not really sure where they're going 4) Duracell is on my sh*tlist now after Tom Brady finally shut up.

Man I did a lot of mocks in '24 where I traded down, picked up a 3rd and took DeJean.

Here's where if the Bills had anyone who could take advantage of crummy tackles, it would have been enough in the AFCG

[7:38] 1) Google wants to know everything about you for our AI. So we can help you. Yeah, that's the ticket. 2) Rocket Mortgage "Country Roads". They're a bunch of crooks but it's a great song, I'll allow it.

HAHAHAH let's change the flag to be in FAVOR of the Chiefs.

Eagles are running the same small ball the Bills were. Lot of 3rd and mid.

Mekhi Becton with a knee issue? I'm shocked.

[7:29] 1) Uber Eats McConaughy conspiracy 2) Weathertech born to be mild 3) Turbotax magic taxes version 2.0

Low and away, ball four

"Watch the game, watch the game" I am watching the game

[7:19] End of quarter, some local 1) Hulu on Disney+ or Disney on Hulu+ or something 2) Ritz saltiest people. 3) Red Bull give you incontinence 4) Squarespace with Scottish vandals 5) A walking lawn talking about Open Source AI [7:24] 1) Mountain Dew Baja Buzz with... Seal. And Ganja. 2) Every TV mascot for Instacart. 3) Coors Light Sloths on Monday 4) Stand Up To All Hate (except for hating the Chiefs) 5) Eli's victory parade

This just points out that in a fairly called game, the Chiefs aren't really all that.

Offside is called offside?

[7:11] 1) Doritos. They've always had lame SB ads, lets see if this is the year it changes. Nope. 2) Cirkul water bottle. 3) Michelob Ultra Pickleball with Willem Dafoe.

Chiefs were offside on that just like the Bills, Philly was better prepared to use Chris Jones as a doormat

[7:02] 1) T-Mobile + Starlink to have a space based network to monito... I mean, give you service anywhere. 2) Homes.com thaws out Morgan Freeman for a plug 3) Ray-ban and Meta AI Glasses. See #1. 4) Indycar featuring Puta or something.

Hurts throws feet over his tight end's head Brady: "I like how Hurts stands in the pocket and delivers the ball accurately"

[6:54] 1) MCU is scrambling. Thunderbolts? No thanks. 2) MSC Cruises? Orlando Bloom and someone who someone somewhere considers is funny but. 3) Little Caesars featuring Eugene Levy's eyebrows he stole from Leonid Brezhnev. 4) Something or other. They didn't say anything and I blinked.

Allen throws that pass and we're gonna hear 3.75 quarters of "reckless"

"It's amazing how good the Chiefs are in clutch situations" Clutch at getting flags?

[6:48] 1) Dunkins jam with Belichick and a lot of physchedelics. 2) How to **** your Dragon. 3) Pfizer, mama said knock you out (with periodcarditis)

Here comes our improbable flag on a key play #1.

[6:37] 1) Lilo & Stitch. Less than amusing slapstick. 2) Youtube TV. Somewhat amusing slapstick.