Ralonzo

Big time holding on I think Rousseau but it’s still 3 and out

Harry gets the start, and a good start it is

Is it wrong that I prefer Corn Chex to Kimmi Chex?

I only said that because no one will kveshtin the assassination of a keptin who disobeyed orders of the Empire

Punctuation is the difference between "I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse" and

So you die, Keptin. And we all move up in rank.

Do you really have an e46? Dual Vanos? New England is going to get worked against the Bills. Worked.

when the media likes you, they realllllly like you. Allen throws that it’s “this is why he will never be a top QB” Both these games suck, but that was a chuckle, “when we return we’ll see if Arizona can get a 1st down”

Mahoney has been full-body arrogant all game and it finally bit him there

Sugar Rush Patrick there

Langi looked good against the Bills when he was a Jet. Looks kind of like Tremaine out there except for he makes plays (ducks)

Harry might get cut. Can’t stay healthy and can’t catch.

Did Flacco let Mitt Romney sub in for him tonight?

Henry Anderson on the Pats… seems like a good fit for a Scummy team

Cart sighting for Croom now 🤐 how in the world is that not RTP personal foul against the Patriots? oh. Last word of the sentence.

I think it’s more Philly looking God-awful

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If you try to get a first down on every down, you only have to succeed 1/3 of the time!

Hell with RSV shot, give me SRV shot

Whoever thought a preseason game between two teams playing home games in the same stadium was a good idea… thanks!

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? Thank God for the jab being the cause of a virus attenuating toward becoming more infectious yet less lethal, which has never happened before the advent of this miracle of sciency scientific science.

You can be mRNA or a vaccine. Pick one. I'd probably get permabanned for asking a question about the Dion Dawkins presser, so I want to see if I can get some help here where - in theory - you're still able to ask pertinent fact-based questions: a) Dion took the shots b) Dion got hospitalized for 4 days for the thing the shots were supposed to prevent (purposely skipping this new "2 more weeks" thing - being a couple days short of that arbitrary milestone being the indicator for no efficacy is a different but equally laughable matter) In what logical sequence is the takeaway that THIS is what convinced his family to take the shots? (or the TSW corollary: that you're worse than an axe-murdering child molester if you don't take the shots. And *^%& Cole Beasley) [take shots] + [almost die] = [give me those shots!!!] is probably not where I'd automatically go as a conclusion. it does gibe with some local anecdotal history of flu shots however.

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