[9:16]
1) Hims & Hers. Obesity. The system is the problem? Well the food industry isn't concerned about health and the health industry isn't concerned about food. Hint: Ozempic isn't the answer.
2) Poppi diet soda and more people standing on classic cars.
[9:09]
1) NerdWallet talking whales. Nerds.
2) Haagen Dazsczs with Vin Diesel
3) Even Big Iron can't save the creepy skinhats. Gross
4) Bud Light putting Peyton to work.
[8:53]
1) Another AI commercial, Salesforce.
2) Dashpass about to get audited by DOGE
3) These guys with the AI glasses again
4) I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE THE CHEATIN CHIEFS
5) Nerds > Skittles, and gummies are right out
[8:18] Halftime locals
1) Anime girl from France and a product named FANART, but somehow it's another pharma product.
2) Bill Murray @ Yahoo
3) Value ***** Furniture
4) Xfinito lying about how much they're gonna overcharge you
[8:09] And the beat goes on
1) Nike with the #1 highest rated 30 seconds in women's sports this year.
2) NYU Langone Health. How much profit is there in healthcare anyway?
3) Boob Cancer. See #2.