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"Watch the game, watch the game" I am watching the game

[7:19] End of quarter, some local 1) Hulu on Disney+ or Disney on Hulu+ or something 2) Ritz saltiest people. 3) Red Bull give you incontinence 4) Squarespace with Scottish vandals 5) A walking lawn talking about Open Source AI [7:24] 1) Mountain Dew Baja Buzz with... Seal. And Ganja. 2) Every TV mascot for Instacart. 3) Coors Light Sloths on Monday 4) Stand Up To All Hate (except for hating the Chiefs) 5) Eli's victory parade

This just points out that in a fairly called game, the Chiefs aren't really all that.

Offside is called offside?

[7:11] 1) Doritos. They've always had lame SB ads, lets see if this is the year it changes. Nope. 2) Cirkul water bottle. 3) Michelob Ultra Pickleball with Willem Dafoe.

Chiefs were offside on that just like the Bills, Philly was better prepared to use Chris Jones as a doormat

[7:02] 1) T-Mobile + Starlink to have a space based network to monito... I mean, give you service anywhere. 2) Homes.com thaws out Morgan Freeman for a plug 3) Ray-ban and Meta AI Glasses. See #1. 4) Indycar featuring Puta or something.

Hurts throws feet over his tight end's head Brady: "I like how Hurts stands in the pocket and delivers the ball accurately"

[6:54] 1) MCU is scrambling. Thunderbolts? No thanks. 2) MSC Cruises? Orlando Bloom and someone who someone somewhere considers is funny but. 3) Little Caesars featuring Eugene Levy's eyebrows he stole from Leonid Brezhnev. 4) Something or other. They didn't say anything and I blinked.

Allen throws that pass and we're gonna hear 3.75 quarters of "reckless"

"It's amazing how good the Chiefs are in clutch situations" Clutch at getting flags?

[6:48] 1) Dunkins jam with Belichick and a lot of physchedelics. 2) How to **** your Dragon. 3) Pfizer, mama said knock you out (with periodcarditis)

Here comes our improbable flag on a key play #1.

[6:37] 1) Lilo & Stitch. Less than amusing slapstick. 2) Youtube TV. Somewhat amusing slapstick.

If they swapped Torbert for Mike Tirico who would notice?

Are there any Chiefs that are not team captains? Seems like the whole team is at midfield

[6:30] 1) Mission Impossible: The Clip Show. 2) Sketchers Slip-ins. Really didn't need to see the twin bungees under Martha Stewart's sweater. Ew. 3) Turbotax. Now powered by thinking nice thoughts, or something? 4) Kick Of Doinksity, won easily by Eli.

[6:22] 1) Pizza Hut with "Gronk's not gonna fall for that" If you can't fool GRONK, maybe you shouldn't be scamming anyone 2) You bet Jurassic it's sequel #26. 3) More Gronk. So the raptors win the Wonderlic test in this commercial block. 4) Fox News. I stand by my assertion in #3.

Wouldn't remember anyway

Torbert and Mahomes bunk in the same sleeping bag. Booooooooooooooooo

I really shouldn't... but I might

If that's indeed the case, they just let Allen go over and put the belt on him. Unless it's a transition like Iron Shiek bridging from Backlund to Hogan, Josh is going to have some pull with the bookers.