Cool story, but you might want to actually read the Constitution - “person” not “citizen” is the word used in the Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments. That’s not a meme; it’s the law.
U.S. Constitution - Fifth Amendment | Resources | Constitution Annotated | Congress.gov | Library of Congress
U.S. Constitution - Fourteenth Amendment | Resources | Constitution Annotated | Congress.gov | Library of Congress
Also, Kerry v. Din wasn’t about undocumented immigrants getting no due process it was about whether a US citizen had a constitutional right to bring their spouse into the country. Entirely different issue.
Last, in Zadvydas v. Davis (2001), Scalia dissented from the majority on the specific ruling, he did not dispute that due process rights apply to non-citizens present in the United States. He acknowledged that once a person is on US soil, even unlawfully, they are entitled to certain constitutional protections.