There was a time, before the Great Board Crash, when I was among the elite posters on this board, with well over 2,500 posts and six shiny blue squares under my avatar. Then the unthinkable happened. I was robbed of more than 1,000 posts and my blue square status was downgraded to less than the maximum. Can you imagine? I was, in effect, on the same level as many of you jackasses and shmucks who have never even known the glory of six blue squares! Did I hang my head and cry about it? Sure, for a little while. But then I got back on that horse. And I worked my posting ass off! And right now at this moment, I am just one post away from reclaiming my rightful position as better than most of you. I think this proves that anything is possible if you are as amazing and special as I am. Let this be an inspiration to you all. I just wanted to take this opportunity to say, You're Welcome!