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Happy birthday, Mrs. Hindsight! You've raised a son who is very adept at deciphering the meaning of events which have already occurred. Cheers!

Obviously, I'd get with her because she's cute. However, if we were a couple, I'd still totally use this procedure against her. Whenever she said anything I disagreed with, I'd be like, "that sounds like your mother's **** talking" or "have you been pumping yourself full of your mother's **** again?"

Funny that the distant universe looks exactly like the solid surface countertops of the bathroom here at work.

Sure, she's cute.

I still think it'll take 10 or 11.

We're gonna go this Saturday. I'm looking forward to it. I'm gonna load up on good stuff.

I was thinking the same thing. There's a big difference between being Punk and being just some punk.

JIVE TALKIN'!!!!!!!!

I think the real zombie apocalypse is people walking around texting/gaming and not paying attention where they're going. It's clear to me that their brains have been eaten by their stupid devices.

We will, thanks. Actually, she had ear tubes put in earlier this year. My understanding is that this will actually help her while flying. I hope the doc is right about this.

sounds like he had his come to jesus moment

Taking the baby girl for her first plane trip this weekend (ATL to ROC). Should be interesting.

That's good stuff. The Drew Brees/Gonzo make me laugh out loud.

That ass is only 26? She's been putting some pretty hard city miles on that chassis.

Tom, who would you say is the best poster on TBD? And please answer in a bad imitation of a mentally impaired person who just got too much novacaine. Thank you.

Something seriously wrong with this guy.

The leg?

This thread will not die. It's a force of nature that cannot be eradicated. Mysterious and all-pervading. Like the nameless eternal Tao. Or herpes.

Tebow looks kinda funny here. Is that the Jets' away uni?

Great news everybody: the meaninglessness of the universe is no cause for despair. If nothing matters, then it follows that it does not matter that nothing matters.

Cutler is a very good QB. I think he’s very much one of those second tier guys. He’s not Rogers or Peyton or Brady or Brees, but he is still in that upper half of franchise QB’s. Last night was a stinker for sure, but he will get it on track and win games for the Bears. As much as I like and believe in Fitz, the jury is still out. I think he needs to produce a greater body of work before we can grant the same kind of mulligan.

They did have replay at the time. They took a while looking it over and finally... made the right decision. It pains me to say it, but the blame goes not to the refs but to the Bills special teams.

Yeah, I completely would have understood it if he took this one off to be with this family. I hope he's doing ok. I can't imagine what it must feel like. My heart goes out to him & his family.

Good game for USA. And without two of their most important players, Donovan and Bradley. Really got robbed on several chances in the first half. Hit the wood three separate times plus a couple great saves from the Jamaican keeper. Could easily have been 3-0. Nice to see very good performances from Gomez and Cameron (solidifying their spots for the WC) and from Zusi (beginning to make his case). I've seen enough of Tores. Klinsy, please no more. I don't know what the deal is with Jozy, but he's been garbage in all his chances with the national team for about two tears now. At this rate, it's possible that he will not be a factor in Brazil 2014.