stevestojan

Honest question: Why do teams play all #1s and #2s together? For example, if we think Peterman is the starter, why play Benjamin with him? We know Benjamin will start. Wouldn’t it make more sense to play two of these guys who are vying for the #2 spot to play with the starting QB?

Let’s see the kid. One snap is enough for me to evaluate AJ.

“Beat louder.” Christ on a popsicle stick, that’s awful on so many levels.

Can we talk about how it seems like just yesterday that I was sitting on my living room floor praying to any god that would listen that the Bengals defense would hold on for those last 30 seconds?

If Ivory catches that, he’s dead (or hit very hard, but hyperbole is fun.) it’s preseason. I’ll take an INT vs a rung bell for our #2 RB.

149,750 < 150,000. Math checks out.

Thanks for the help to everyone who sent me links. Turns out by purchasing Sunday ticket, I do get free preseason. It’s just a different app. That’s right, you get the preseason games, but have to use the NFL app, not the Sunday ticket app. Side note, my wife is going for her MBA so I got Sunday ticket with the Student package. $99. That makes up for the $150k for the MBA, right????

Anyone know how to watch? I have Sunday ticket streaming but apparently they don’t do Preseason

If we’re 3-5, I’ll have to donate a hell of a lot more than $17 to Andy Dalton’s foundation.

I’ve never seen you this bored; responding to every comment. Everything alright, Tom?

If I were to completely change my menu, I would pick yours. (My 5 guys would be a regular chess burger. I love bacon, adore it. But I just never love it on a burger.

Damnit. I got nothing.

Burger - Five Guys Fries - Arby’s Curly Fries Nuggets - McNuggets Desert - McFlurry (unless a Blizzard would count here) Drink - Gave up Soda cold turkey 8 years ago, but a Coke from McDs is somehow better than anywhere else. I think it’s the straw.

How’s your pickle juice supply?

It’s the off-season and this is a HUGE story, with potential enormous impact to the team. I think this is a very relevant thread.

Jesus...

Chestnut once ate 403 gall bladders in 6 minutes.

http://www.espn.com/moresports/story/_/id/23998448/joey-chestnut-eats-record-74-hot-dogs-nathan-famous-hot-dog-eating-contest Oh, and his other records. http://www.majorleagueeating.com/rankings.php?action=detail&sn=106

I pretended I had heard of EJ Manuel when we drafted him.

He took a turd, and along with Andy Dalton, polished that into a drought ending playoff run. 18? A touch low.

Of course. And a dash of Stockholm Syndrome.

I’m 38 and due to being raised correctly by a now 72 year old father, I absolutely know Talkin’ Proud! I also have the vinyl “ya know we’re going win that cup” Sabres record.

“The Machine” bit is one of the most hilarious stand-up routines in YEARS.

I was at the Atlanta game. It was a blast. But the Miami game followed by the Bengals game watching on TV at my house was amazing. And since there is no video evidence, I can confidently say I didn’t shed a tear.

This thread is clickbait