stevestojan

I am a HORRIFIC gambler. I would lose a bet on how many times a broken clock was right in a day. So, to take one for the team, I put $250 on 3-team money line parlay for Jags, Steelers, Dolphins. There’s zero chance I win. The payout is $1,374. So, in summary, I just paid $250 for the Bills to make the playoffs. (And yes, to hedge the emotional breakdown with a grand to have fun with if the worst happens). I didn’t say I was emotionally healthy.

A-freaking-men. Rest Josh when potentially vying for the 2 seed vs the 7 seed. Home vs away? Potential for home throughout if Baltimore trips up. Potential home AFCCG, but at least home through the divisional. I’m not sure if you all need to stop drinking or start drinking more.

A thread about a potential tie game has three pages already. We all need to get outside.

Random question, but if we end up the 7 seed to the Dolphins 2 seed, would the team even fly back to Buffalo?

Remember who won the league MVP in 2008? Neither do I. Because no one gives a *****. Win the Super Bowl.

With the whole ***** thing. why not???

Donate to Tyreek Hill’s charity? Are you ***** kidding me?

Sooooo, anyone else just hitting refresh here and scouring the internet for clues about this game like we’re Scooby freaking Do trying to solve a mystery? As if some giant news (major injury, house fire, etc) wouldn’t be tweeted by Schefter immediately? As much as life is short, I could do without the next two days. Go Ravens Go Titans Go ACE inhibitor Go bills.

The only thing keeping me sane is that we will know what we need by kickoff. And if it’s win and in, or lose and go home, i will need a ***** horse tranquilizer. I just hope the morons I make fun of for doing so are able to meet the team at the airport after winning the AFCE.

I’ve stayed at the Four Seasons in Miami. The only things he’ll have to worry about is oversleeping; and it’s a night game.

50 people have voted “yes” for he should be? Change his name to John Smith and forget the “I’ve heard of Von Miller” thinking and look at his actual on the field performance. He’s 100% a liability. When he’s on the field, we have 10 effective players.

We’re arguing over who the BEST player on defense is now? Let’s just be happy we have both Douglas and Oliver.

That simultaneously feels like it happened both last week and 5 years ago.

If anyone else caused me the anguish the Bills do, I would remove that person/those people from my life immediately. Yet here I am.

Yes. He is better than Dorsey. But the bar was set low.

100%. Until the league bans it, it is an unfair advantage for teams like us and the eagles with giant QBs. So take advantage of it. I’ve said exactly what you’re saying in game day threads; if you need less a yard and a half or less on 3rd or 4th, don’t even huddle. Don’t think. Hell, TELL THE DEFENSE “we’re running with Josh” and it will still work 90% of the time. (From under center). We have a built in cheat code. Use it.

I asked this in the other current McD thread, but if this is really how it went down during that timeout, why didn’t he veto Dorsey the 48 times he called it?

If this is really how it went down, why didn’t he veto Dorsey the 48 times he called it?

All I know is we’re 5-1 since Brady has taken over. McD still has his head scratchers, but from a coaching perspective, the 12 men on the field loss was the best thing that could happen (though I’ll never know how McD spun that loss into being the final straw for the OC, it was the best thing to happen to the team this year.)

Why do I feel worse than I thought I would after the two biggest games went our way?

please keep us abreast of all future updates that are not updates at all.

the cardinals beat the eagles in Philly today.

“I know it was a rivalry. And I know your fans are passionate. But as I ride off into the sunset, I must say the Dildos on the field were a bit much.”

Chiefs get a sack and Romo immediately says “this is how they can win the Super Bowl.” JFC, Romo.

yeah, I know that. Just wondering if our odds get better (assuming we lose since a win and we’re in) if just one of them happen.