The Poojer

can he play QB? after all the writing is on the wall

irregardless....the potential of 100% cassell completion rate is head and shoulders about 62.5% and 2 sacks, extrapolate it out if you don't believe me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv9t0EdZLTk

for me, i wouldn't use 'ruin', both are so awesome on their own, this may be a case of diminishing returns....now if they could make my pee smell like bacon to overcome the asparagus pee, then that would be earth shattering....

i think it's hilarious and they get me every single time...

i get new cars when my gas tank gets below 1/2...not just normal cars either...nicer cars than any of you galoots

goddammit now stop that...i fall for it every frigging time

I generally tend to side with this viewpoint

Large Bold is my standard order.

I use a ton of lotion....oh wait..wrong topic...

I have my mechanic do that every month...figure for $19.99 it saves me getting my fingernails dirty

obviously!

the writing is on the wall

Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted. Why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting. Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening. Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside. Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good. Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted? [chuckles until he sees that Ted is not laughing] Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What's your point? Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times. Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box? Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

should have had them replace the kanuder valve, it will keep your breaks going forever...but hey, them's the brakes....

Outside observers? Like media trying to incite reaction? like EJ seeing the writing on the wall?

in their defense...it wasn't 2 days old when they sent it to you

http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/175047-pet-peeves-thread/?p=3622900

Let me guess, Tyrod solidified his hold on the starting role and EJ is being relegated to the bowels of the league, or New Jersey....

count me among the 'minority', no way do I cheer injuries or hope a player gets hurt

bars considering closing 2 hours early to match the rest of the civilized world...

she has a pig face!

Ouch!