The Poojer

I use a ton of lotion....oh wait..wrong topic...

I have my mechanic do that every month...figure for $19.99 it saves me getting my fingernails dirty

obviously!

the writing is on the wall

Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted. Why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting. Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening. Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside. Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good. Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted? [chuckles until he sees that Ted is not laughing] Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What's your point? Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times. Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box? Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

should have had them replace the kanuder valve, it will keep your breaks going forever...but hey, them's the brakes....

Outside observers? Like media trying to incite reaction? like EJ seeing the writing on the wall?

in their defense...it wasn't 2 days old when they sent it to you

http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/175047-pet-peeves-thread/?p=3622900

Let me guess, Tyrod solidified his hold on the starting role and EJ is being relegated to the bowels of the league, or New Jersey....

count me among the 'minority', no way do I cheer injuries or hope a player gets hurt

bars considering closing 2 hours early to match the rest of the civilized world...

she has a pig face!

Ouch!

i don't think he has anything to rebound from, he was heavily targeted, he is a rookie and had some perfect passes thrown to the experienced receiver he was covering....i think he will be just fine as he fine tunes his craft at the next level.

the announcers were saying it was Urbik at center, it appears they were wrong.

Right??? I don't see a problem there! :-)

He's a MAN dammit, and he does MAN things and wears MAN clothes.

http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/175047-pet-peeves-thread/?p=3622900

sounds like someone not to secure in his masculinity....if food makes you less of a man, I suppose me liking and wearing the color pink makes me nearly gay....not that there's anything wrong with that.

i'm depressed that hot milf is covering her face

i have never seen a tsetse fly

Yes you are going to hell, but not because of this. If you are on a 2 lane road, then you are stuck following the procession, sucks but it's the way things are done. There is absolutely no reason to impede traffic if there are more than 2 lanes. Side not, if I am passing or following a funeral procession, i turn down my radio and if i am wearing one, take off my hat, course that is all while I am passing them in the passing lane

WORST commercial ever!!! Drives me up a f***ing wall, everything from the passiveness of the interviewer to the incredulousness of the couple....god i want to smack all of these people http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7Tc0/dealdash