The Senator

You're right - at that point his NFL career would likely be over. He'd so freakin' fat and out-a-shape, he'd resemble...

Trump Stadium? I kinda like it.

If he's still hanging around come the 6th round, wouldn't be the worst idea to grab Graham Harrell.

Ah, I see - you could have just said... "Under your "possible" scenario, the Bills would be paying Peters about $1.4 Million to not show up this year, $1.3 Million to not show up or contribute next year, minus about $700K/year in fines, leaving him around $700K this year and $600K next year - before taxes and agents' fees, of course, which would then leave him roughly $400K/year or less." (All of a sudden, doesn't sound like such a vast amount - barely enough to cover your or my bar bill, actually. )

Hey, I'm ready to sign right now! Seriously, though, where'd you get those #'s? I don't think $3.8M for 6 games is accurate. (If it is, he's already making over $10M/year, and we know he's not.) Also, he'd never see the $12-13M/year after we slap the tag on him - he'd be two years older, terribly rusty and out-of-shape from not playing, and we'd just trade him at that point.

So many good vodkas are made from the potato... Happy Freaking Natal Anniversary! Cheers

IF they don't strike a deal, IF he's not traded, IF he holds out, IF he comes back, IF he shows flashes of brilliance... too many variables

Not sure about that Deano - if he shows flashes of brilliance after holding out, we might just make him play out his contract, then slap the franchise tag on him.

Yeah, he pretty much revealed where he used to be an idiot 'til he was run off... He must have read that here, since I was the first to reveal Marv's return! SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBY and his slick ride

AP-ettes beware; fathers, hide your daughters. I'm sure Cornell would welcome the academic diversity and offer an intellectually enriching experience, but can't they find someplace in their home state of New Jersey?

It's pretty easy to live and die above your means, to be a 'millionaire pauper'. You're sure he doesn't spend like you and I do?

He can certainly do that. I hope he's saved up some money to get him thru ten games w/out any checks coming in.

that assclown has to be getting so much crap from his friends, neighbors, (former) fellow officers, and even his wife & kids

Of course I've been to Canada and no, not everybody does - link You will note as many cartons as bags - in fact, more. The whole 'milk-in-bags' thing is, like the curling phenomenon, just another Canadian peculiarity to me. If not, they wouldn't have 'milk-in-bags' web sites and 'how-to' videos, eh?

WTF is a 'milk bag'? Who the f*kc buys milk in bags???

I'm not inclined to redo PayMe's deal until after he shows up for OTAs/training camp/preseason, and seeing him play at the level he wants to be paid - which we did not see last season. But, given the reports that both camps are still very far apart, I could see negotiations going something along these lines... Parker/Peters: I want more money. Russ Brandon: We already gave you more money. Parker/Peters: I want more. Russ Brandon: Seems like we've had this conversation before. What do you have in mind? How much is it gonna be this time? Parker/Peters: I wanna be the highest paid LT in the NFL. Russ Brandon: You haven't played at that level. Show us that you can, that you're dedicated to this team and not just your own wallet, and we'll talk some more. Parker/Peters: Jake Long got a big contract - I want more money. Russ Brandon: Yeah, so does Will Wolford, but he's retired and you're under contract for 2 more years. Sorry. Parker/Peters: Jake Long got a big contract - I want more money. Russ Brandon: Get your ass to OTAs & camp, and we'll keep talking. Parker/Peters: Jake Long got a big contract - I'm not doin' sh*t 'til I get one too. Russ Brandon: Then go pound sand up your ass. When you show up in August, maybe we'll have a roster spot for you.

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no to cutler; draft graham harrell in the 5th and be ready for next season when we fire jauron/schonert and hire... Mike Leach

Yes, the deal calls for 3 preseason and 5 regular season games over 5 years, so the preseasons are every-other-year, as Cody stated.

I believe it's, "BU sucks!"

What Dean said, but hey I'll drink to anything... Happy Freakin' Natal Anniversaries and/or April Fools Day! Cheers...

As we now say at Cornell... "Screw BU, Bemidji State too!"

not gonna fool anyone with that blatantly obvious april 1 post, SD

Not to worry - your official Atta Boy, along with your cash prize and 'Unprecedented Prescience Trophy' for recognizing the obvious, are all in the mail - accompanied by your 'Certificate of Two Bills Drive Deity Status'.

nice idea, but doesn't help the bills, and peters isn't eligible for the practice squad anyway. if he does stage a serious, prolonged hold out, the bills could place him on the DNR/IR list, but that would also merely be punitive and not benefit the team.