Simon

Yeah, I was teeing it up for somebody to bring it home.

Germans?

lol, I did actually have to double check that he wasn't talking to Einstein when he called him that.

Maybe you could both stop acting like 4th graders so the rest of us don't have to listen to the completely pointless bickering? 🤷‍♂️

You called him "Einstein", implying he was stupid. Which is something we really try not to do around here.

I googled America's Penis. It was NOT how I remember Florida looking......

So somebody can turn it into another Odell Beckham thread?

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Damn, there's some great music in this thread. Props to y'all. Here's a bunch of spaghetti tossed at the wall....

It always was

Beckham says it's a "good possibility" he will sign with the Cowboys

I wonder if he would just automatically fly the wrong way. Could depend on wind confusion. 🤷‍♂️

Go to the Green Parrot on Sunday mornings regardless of whether the Bills are on or not. 🤙

I think they just became a more dangerous team. It remains to be seen what happens when teams start taking away the quick timing stuff he's comfortable with, but he can really spin it and if he's as accurate downfield as he is at 5-15yrds, he's a great fit for that offense AND the team as a whole. You know Jeff Georgappollo is going to pee down his leg when games get mean in the playoffs. I don't think Purdy will.

Whoooaaa..... Did he kick your dog or something? Not Nice!

Brock Purdy is already the best QB on the 49ers roster.

I agree with him. On the Bills next road trip, he should stay in Buffalo.

If your title is going to be the name of a Bills player and the word "ankle", could you pretty please put a question mark on it so I don't involuntarily punch myself in the forehead before I open it up to see if he's actually hurt?

From another thread re: Rhodes: He fit comfortably into the Bills defensive scheme. He was conservative, kept everything in front of him, used the sidelines and solid tackling to keep gains to a minimum. He moved well but didn't look quick, seemed to know where he was supposed to be but did not look like he was going to be a playmaker. Was not aggressive attacking the LOS on run plays but that could come with more time and confidence with the team. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the 3 top CBs rotating for a while going forward.

I don't know if he was blowing smoke, but after the draft Bean claimed that when their pick came up, Elam was the last guy left on the board for whom they had a first round grade.

It generally doesn't happen because a runner can protect himself whereas a guy catching a pass cannot. If I've got the ball and you're looking to take my head off, I can prevent that by juking (a passcatcher can't), changing my pad level (a passcatcher can't), protecting my head with my shoulders (a passcatcher can't), etc. It's about protecting the heads of guys when they're vulnerable and can't protect themselves.

Because the penalty is a hit on a defenseless receiver; that's how the rule is written and enforced It doesn't matter if it's helmet to helmet. It can be forearm to helmet, shoulder to helmet, elbow to helmet, whatever.

You can protect yourself as a ballcarrier; a receiver tracking the ball can't. It's a penalty because they have to protect guys' heads, but throwing a kid out of a game for that is flat out wrong. You going to eject a guy in the middle of the AFC championship for playing clean but hard in his own endzone?

He took a lot of hits in the first half of that game last night; the fact that he took fewer in the 2nd half was mostly a function of the Bills breaking out the ground game but was stark enough that he may have had a firm talking to at halftime.

He fit comfortably into the Bills defensive scheme. He was conservative, kept everything in front of him, used the sidelines and solid tackling to keep gains to a minimum. He moved well but didn't look quick, seemed to know where he was supposed to be but did not look like he was going to be a playmaker. Was not aggressive attacking the LOS on run plays but that could come with more time and confidence with the team. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the 3 top CBs rotating for a while going forward.