RobbRiddick

Just realized the first time I used the words "I hate Tom Brady" I had no children or gray hairs

Every week people are basically saying "this is the week we see the real Giants and their lack of talent shows" I've expected that team since week 1 but they keep getting the job done. I'd be shocked if they can sustain it much longer, but hats off to Daboll, he's done a much better job than I thought he would

I love these stats people pull out. "Patrick Mahomes is unbeaten in games when a pigeon flies over the stadium between 1 and 2 hours before kickoff and craps on the field"

A little recent nostalgia. My how things have changed in a short while. Josh Allen's first ever NFL action. 218 weeks, 1529 days, 2,201,020 minutes, 132,061,399 seconds ago

Andy Reid don't like it Rock the Chi-iefs Rock the Chi-iefs

You can tell they're real men over there, lots of them have avatars of half naked women and they talk about r*pe a lot

I don't hate the Chiefs, but I pity the fools, and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got

Mahomes isn't as bad as Brady but I'm almost positive he has a mirrored ceiling in his bedroom

Just make sure it has a ping pong table in there

It may be small but at least the only bugs in there are the ones that eat your skin

My goodness. Only 9 years ago? Seems like about 20.

Dolphins have got rid of the ping pong table Browns have got rid of their massage table Kelvin Benjamin ate the buffet table Bills fans jump through tables I think it's time we started a #metoo movement for tables

The good thing with the rookies playing well is even if he comes back for the GB game they don't have to throw him out there for the full game and can just drop him in a few series to see how he feels and ease him back in

Yeah I was thinking the same. I mean women wear dresses* so he's saying women are weaker than men, so he needs to be fired, thrashed and left for dead. *I am not implying women SHOULD wear dresses, or that men SHOULD NOT wear dresses, just that dresses are generally associated with women. I swear I am not gender stereotyping, I respect women, okay? Really I do. Jesus, you b*tches are so sensitive. Must be that 'time of the month' huh?

Not only was it an insane call but Brady even tried to kick the guy after and of course no flag. If you look at Brady motioning about the 15 yards while looking at the sideline you can see it's the moist natural thing in the world for him to get a flag. he's so used to it now after more than 20 years

Wow, Gunner really didn't like Allen. For a second I thought he was talking about Kyle Brandt

I think the key is to have Nantz and Romo in the booth. Hearing Nantz call the 98 yarder to Davis threw me right back to the KC playoff game last season (the good parts anyway)

Here's a rendering of McCaffrey

Sean Payton is obviously a name that keeps coming up with various fan bases unhappy with their coach. When you look at all the guys on the hot seat I guess this is Carolina just getting in early before the likes of Washington and Denver

For a 3rd I'd be okay with it, anything more, no way. Even with a 3rd, how long does he last until he's injured again? I don't think this happens (Beane often says he contacted teams about X player but it seems to just be an initial "what are you looking for' call) but if it did I'd be tempted to keep him in cotton wool until the playoffs

I love the guy. Already has a vet presence and attitude when he speaks and he's fluid when he moves. Reminds me of Cole in that he's great at just finding space

I always loved the one as a rookie vs the Jags, just because he was being hit simultaneously by 3 or 4 players as he flicked it to Foster

It's probably been mentioned here many times but that roughing flag on the completely legitimate sack of Brady that basically sunk the Falcons was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I hate that man so much, I hope Giselle brings him to tears in court and then forces him to watch her have sex with Belichick

Wonderful. Truly wonderful. Just really really wonderful. So many things to love. The first TD gave me serious wood. The second TD to Davis gave me palpitations. Rookie WR (who I just love, I mean how can you not?) gets his first TD. Rookie RB gets his first TD. Rookie corner gets first interception. They were supposed to win easily and they did. I love these games when you can relax the whole second half and just enjoy it