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As much as it still pains me to say...you very well might be watching the best NFC team right now. Dallas has been in the hunt for years, and they weren't beating division rivals like this last year.

Agree that people got to stop calling 400+ yard Tua performances sloppy. We saw this last year as well. It's not perfect but he and Hill/Waddle are clearly very effective. They were the top offense of the day by miles. Tua is likely a 4500+ yd QB if he could ever stay healthy. But that's the catch. It's not at all about his performance, it's about whether he'll remain healthy and upright for 17+ games. I'm still extremely doubtful. The hits he took last year are still insane and still had an impact regardless of how much Miami clearly wanted to downplay them and immediately move past it.

Dolphins losing to the still boring Chargers but yeah let's continue hyping them because they've got some fast guys

KC, Cincy, and New England all looking rough Week 1. Talking heads are gonna have their work cut out for them this week. If Buffalo wins everybody looks dumb.

Got to love how these ridiculous opinions don't budge even after seeing Cinci and KC get wrecked in Week 1.

Well, Calvin Ridley is back. No question about who the #1 is in that offense apparently.

Diggs is the complete weirdo that we've always wanted. I don't even disagree about the haircut. Easily my favorite Bill.

Pirate Squidward in for a rough year

Kadarius Toney aspires to be Robert Foster, Harry Douglas, Tim Patrick at best. He has done absolutely nothing and will likely end up having a fraction of the career of Marquise Goodwin. If that's your #1 then a fringe journeyman is your #1.

Of course but I think it makes slightly more sense than the Fins hype, at least until old rugged coal miner looking Rodgers loses a game or two. I can tolerate it if it drowns out the Miami Superbowl potential nonsense, as if they have any consistency whatsoever at QB.

Not much sense in quoting it directly but that's really just desperate trolling at this point. Not even good trolling, just dart throwing awful trolling. Toney may not finish the season and is a fringe league player, as his history fully indicates. That was all confirmed tonight.

Yeah, holy s quite a bit of drama in the past 24 hours apparently. Alright Raiders might suck but the window's open Denver

I want to see him compete directly with Brady for old SI bikini models, as God intended

Man wouldn't it be something if the AFC West turns into the meat grinder this year that everybody expected last year. Now's the time to cook more than boiled hot dogs Russ, you weirdo. I'm also higher on the Raiders than most. That d-line is going to terrorize KC if tonight is any indication.

As a fantasy player everybody has treated him like a JAG since day 1, regularly calling him slow even, but all he does is produce it seems. They may have upgraded with Montgomery and Gibbs which I didn't expect. I really thought D'Andre Swift was going to be the next big thing a couple years ago.

Wow. Season's off to a great start!

Watch Campbell make a finger gun at Andy Reid and try a bomb

Campbell's a madman

Can’t remember the last time I was this pumped for another team’s game. KC looking shaky everywhere

Chiefs easily outcoached that drive. Love to see it

Completely forgot they have Montgomery too now. LFG Lions

I feel like the first time you hear a Fallout Boy song it’s never terrible. It’s the subsequent 17+ million forcefed times

That makes sense although your last sentence is key. So it took him at least two months to make an adjustment? Just consuming 8k calories like it’s game time but then hitting a movie or something? Yikes, seems concerning no matter how it’s framed.

I like how he said things got a little out of hand and then proceeded to gain 40 lbs in two months. A little out of hand? If I laid on the couch and did nothing but drink beer and eat pizza I couldn’t put on half of that in only two months. Pretty scary metabolism at minimum, I agree with the concern.

Your example of "all of the truly great GMs" is a singular Bill Belicheat reference from years ago? Lame even for you.