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Lol Ed with the old school layup celebration?

Russ cooking with a pack of ramen and a boiled hot dog. He has no connection with Jeudy and now Sutton is banged up. It was a disaster move even with him not being as terrible as he was last year, so this seems inevitable.

I mean have you seen his posts? I think anybody who has been here for a week has a solid idea of what he’s really trying to get at. Now I know it’s your duty to provide 1000+ words minimum to every page, but do you honestly think the Bills are currently only an average team?

A truly average team wouldn’t be locked into a playoff spot with two weeks to go. For all of his attempts to sound like a junior college English lit professor, that boy Airseven simply can’t math.

By “average team among the league’s parity” (lol who talks like this? Are you Frasier Crane?) he means collectively ranked top 5 and rising by people who actually know things.

Still getting Bills in as 7th seed when following this logic… unless you assume that they also lose to New England. Are you just burying the fact that you have Buffalo not winning again?

more so how I think it’ll shake out than right this second: CMC Allen Lamar Hill Hurts

Mahomes has not had a dominating performance all year. This isn’t being a hater or revisionist history, he just simply hasn’t taken over stretches of games like a Brady or Manning in recent memory. He’s already got his Canton bust but it might turn out to be front loaded greatness.

Aikman was borderline as could be for HOF concerning the relatively low totals, but it’s still yet another pretty awesome measurement for Josh. It’s like watching Connor McDavid blow by lists of greats, I think that’s the only modern stats nerd sports comparison in terms of just watching a modern dude topple previous legends at such a pace. For every Kdiggz tantrum Allen has another 40+ TD season. It’s insane to think Allen is normal. He has 11 effing rushing TDs this year and nobody even talks about it.

Think I read here a few times that since he has a ring that he’s allowed to pout like his spoiled brother and essentially be an 85 rating middling QB. He’s earned that privilege! Bwahahaha I love it. Kelce is a lumbering old PR stunt now too. Clearly no Gronk

Yeah man nobodies like Khalil Mack and Austin Ekeler. Tell me more about how you haven’t watched any football this year. It’s a sloppy season. Flacco is playoff bound. There are no teams decimating by 40. Good lord the 2011 Pats did a number on Bills fans. Dominance like that is not the norm anymore, it is an absolute grind. I ask this every week: tell me what team is dominating in the way you want the Bills to dominate? Even SF had that 3 game break down and if it’s not them you got nobody

We went too far in our search for balance, which isn’t surprising with a first time coordinator. I need to see Josh get back to 300-4td before I’m comfy with Brady. If he can boomerang the offense back to that we might be sitting pretty

Too many for Ed to give to anybody else. Season saving performance

You will absolutely be here next week. Probably back to posting these hot takes by Tuesday

Nah it was a conference win that puts us in great playoff position. Celebration it is

It doesn’t have to be pretty to be good. 9-6 puts us above the clutter

Playoff bound dorks can ES while they watch their Pats pick 2nd and usher in a full regime change

Was pretty funny when this guy pretended to be an old man fan earlier lololol

Several have been perfectly thrown. Plus Josh’s ability to keep plays alive to even get a “bad” throw out for plus yards

12 rushing tds for Josh this season. That is insane

How bout that shoulder lololol

Diggs gonna score and come out of this game with 1100 on the season watch

I think those that called for a 27-24 ho-hum near letdown Bills victory were on to something. I’ll gladly take it

Good to see that the apparent Gabe-Allen communication misfires have transferred to Josh and our #1. Imagine if this offense ever fully clicked…

Small? I feel like I’m missing a joke here jokeman