ChiGoose

Do people honestly believe the Democratic Party is trying to assassinate Donald Trump? That is some real terminal online stuff

Probably the dumbest poster on this site whose user name doesn’t end in “blitz” but his confidence despite his own ignorance is basically a real time Dunning-Krueger example for anyone who has the misfortune of encountering him.

This is legitimately awesome

I’m glad we all learned our lessons here and are not jumping to conclusions based on no/limited information…

I appreciate you admitting your criticism is based on lies.

Just wondering how MAGA voters would feel if Harris explicitly said she’d condition disaster aid on agreement with unrelated policy goals.

Word is that Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

You have to appreciate Tommy Eyerolls consistently informing everyone when the talking points have been handed out. Nobody sticks to the script like he does.

MAGA when they post yet another thread whose inciting claim is debunked:

Hey B-Man, if you believe what you say, then I’m sure you had zero issue with him being deplatformed from Facebook and Twitter since he was in the public eye anyway.

The more people see of Trump, the better for Harris.

Biden's not dead, he's just been in the CBS editing bay editing the 60 Minutes interview with Harris

Now this is weird. I have been told that Musk is a champion for free speech, but here he is, coordinating with a political campaign and agreeing to censor a story that reflects negatively on it... "After a reporter’s publication of hacked Trump campaign information last month, the campaign connected with X to prevent the circulation of links to the material on the platform, according to two people with knowledge of the events. X eventually blocked links to the material and suspended the reporter’s account." (Musk Is Going All In to Elect Trump)

SPECTRE! SPECTRE! SPECTRE! These MI6 morons always think everything is the fault of SPECTRE! They are obsessed with SPECTRE! They have SDS: SPECTRE Derangement Syndrome! Someone is radio jamming rocket launches from Cape Canaveral? Must be SPECTRE! A member of the Soviet's consulate in Istanbul offers a Lektor cryptology device in exchange for defection to the west but it turns out to be a plot to assassinate an MI6 agent? They claim it's SPECTRE! Someone steals two atomic bombs and threatens to blow up a major city? Of course they say it's SPECTRE! Somebody hijacks a NASA spacecraft in an attempt to provoke a war between USA and the USSR? They want you to believe it was SPECTRE! There's a clinic in the Alps where women are being brainwashed into carrying out germ warfare? Must be SPECTRE! Diamond smugglers are plotting to use diamonds to build a space laser? They say it's SPECTRE! An organization is working behind the scenes to obtain the intelligence assets of multiple country's intelligence agencies? Gotta be SPECTRE! MI6 and their supporters are just making all of this up because they don't like that SPECTRE challenges the uniparty deep state elites. Frankly, we should want to be close to SPECTRE, not opposed to them.

On the claims of colleges indoctrinating the youth: The Problem With This Conspiracy Theory Is Reality "The defining attribute of the modern Republican Party, beyond its devotion to Donald Trump, is a profound lack of confidence in its ability to compete for a majority of the country at large married with an inability to see outside its ideological cocoon. Republicans both reject the idea that voters could have a legitimate dispute with their views and do not seem to believe that they could persuade anyone who disagrees. And so they decide that the public in question has been indoctrinated or brainwashed or led astray, in one way or another, from the supposedly pure light of the Republican Party. But the truth is so much simpler. Republicans have tied themselves to the far extremes of the conservative movement — and most voters just don’t like it."

The thing you gotta love about MAGA is how, deep down, they know they're the bad guys. They cannot own up to getting anything wrong or supporting bad things, they just point to someone else on the left being wrong or doing something bad as a justification for their own bad behavior and ignorance. Town hall teleprompters, Hurricane machines, Haitians being illegal immigrants, Haitians eating people's pets, Michelle Obama is a man, Biden planning to storm the DNC and reclaim the nomination, DoD false flag chemical attack on Chicago during the DNC, Biden is dead, AI/fake Harris rally attendees, Imane Khelif is trans, Hugo Chavez helped steal the 2020 election for Biden, Trump actually won the 2020 election, Taylor Swift is a psyop and is going to endorse Biden at the Super Bowl, the Dems sabotaged Trump's plane on the way to Montana, antifa conference call, antifa did Jan 6, the FBI did Jan 6, Obama was born in Kenya, Obama is still president, Paul Pelosi's attacker was actually his gay lover... (and that's not even including the Qanon stuff...) They can justify believing all of that because they can point to someone on the left being wrong once. They have no standards for themselves because having standards would conflict with their subservience to Dear Leader.

Biden’s not dead, he was just busy pranking Harris by setting up her teleprompter in Spanish.

Sure would be embarrassing if the most gullible people in the world got duped once again…

I’m still waiting on “the illegal Haitian immigrants are using the hurricane machine while eating pets”

It also treats “cisgender” as a slur word. To believe that Elon is actually pushing for free speech is to reveal the bubble you’re living in.

One of the intellectual heavyweights of the MAGA movement, living in Florida but incapable of understanding hurricanes

…do you think the tv is the only place to get news…?

Biden’s not dead, he’s just been on hold with customer service for his hurricane machine that’s currently on the fritz.

Maybe the internet was a mistake