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Long time friends Sylvia & Wanda meet up in Heaven!
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?...
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.
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But I see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
True colors are beautiful
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Well, there's something in the way she moves
Looks my way, or calls my name
That seems to leave this troubled world behind
And if I'm feeling down and blue
Or troubled by some foolish game
She always seems to make me change my mindI feel fine anytime she's around me now
She's around me now
Almost all the time
If I'm well you can tell that she's been with me now
She's been with me now quite a long, long time
And I feel fine -
You say you want
Diamonds on a ring of gold
You say you want
Your story to remain untold
But all the promises we make
From the cradle to the grave
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freakin' SUCKS. 50 is waaay too young. Prayers of comfort for all his friends and family.
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it beLet it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
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This is an event my daughter will be performing at upcoming. It is a fundraising event for Project Angel Food. The headliner is Melissa Manchester. It is being held at the same venue where Katrina performed her Disney show upthread 🙂
https://www.angelfood.org/events/our-name-is-barbra-2022
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You ask me if there'll come a time
When I grow tired of you
Never my love
Never my love
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1 hour ago, WhoTom said:
The league CAN finance the entire stadium.
The owners CAN finance the entire stadium.
But that's not how the uber-wealthy operate.
concur. They wouldn't have amassed such wealth making bad business deals. And the Pegulas' have spent major money in WNY so no way would they ever agree to fund it all ZERO possibility. The NFL either. The state either. It is a major expenditure that I hope will be supported by all of those participants in a fair manner. Because a deal NEEDS be made and I have hope it will sooner rather than later.
10 minutes ago, Limeaid said:It is more amazing that the NFLPA, their partners, contribute nothing.
NFL needs a good divorce laywer and better hope they had a good prenup agreement.
my reaction was giggle because If Only such a document existed . The players DO pay taxes in the city they play so there is that.
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Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings
Of the bluebird as she sings
The six o'clock alarm would never ring
But it rings and I rise
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes
My shavin' razor's cold and it stings
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean
To a day dream believer
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lmaoooo.......
We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.... Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
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Tight pants and lipstick
She's riding on razor's edge
She holds her own against the boys
Yea, cuts through the crowd just like a wedge
Oh, can you feel the static
So many contacts being made
We've got up front fanatics
Tearing down the barricade
To reach the stage
Can you feel the rageIt's your one way ticket to midnight
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kind of long but things that make a person go hmmmmm...LOL
I am 72 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, .....why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?
hmmmmmmmmm
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19 hours ago, freddyjj said:
That's my gunner!
I was at this game and in the end zone side of the stadium where it occurred. Bills fans began chanting "#######s" at the chargers because of it. Not sure it was hearable on TV.
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Back in 1991, I wasn't havin' any fun
'Til my roommate said, "Come on and put a brand new record on"
Had a baby on it, he was naked on it
Then I heard the chords that broke the chains I had upon me
Got together with my bros, in some rehearsal studios
Then we played our first rock show
And watched the fan base start to grow
Signed the deal that gave the dough to make a record of our own
The song come on the radio, now people go, this is the song
These are my heart songs
They never feel wrong
And when I wake for goodness sake
These are the songs I keep singing
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Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won-
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Madman drummer bummers
Indians in the summer
With a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps
As the adolescent pumps
His way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder
Feeling kinda older
I tripped a merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing
Sneezing and wheezing
The calliope crashed to the ground
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
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10 minutes ago, Chef Jim said:
Ahhh yes. The first warm day of spring. Load up the car with beer, weed, tunes, frisbees and friends and head to Letchworth.My motto: Class of 79. The year to get a head. 😎
Fall time was my fav. I miss the fall colors back east. Good times 🙂
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3 hours ago, leh-nerd skin-erd said:
There are over 2000 students enrolled in Waukee high school. The estimate was that about 100 participated in a walk out. Recognizing the inherently arbitrary nature of a media source guessing 100 involved, the accurate number was probably 72. You also have to figure in the kids cutting class to catch a buzz--your @Chef Jim, @SoCal Deek, @ALF , and our favorite hipster/cheerleader/stoner @muppy, figure that's another 8-10 off the top. Bottom line, you got maybe 50-60 kids. You could get 50-60 high school kids to boycott pencils if you spun a tall enough tale.
haha yeah well we were way more organized in the 70's we actually planned our opt out of school day at Letchworth so in that regard the kids of today...tsk tsk tsk they need an outside the box thinker to lead them....look to the stoner crew to be the more creative and adept at lawlessness and tomfoolery. Im deeply disappointed in such a meager turnout. Politics smchmolitics. lol
**pufffpuffffpassss**GO BILLS #williamsburgbushwickbrooklyn *finger snap*..all bases covered Tck-haha---calling me into the politico thread u never know what yer gonna get leo -signed Le madmoiselle muppenstuff
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Gonna take a freight train
Down at the station, Lord
I don't care where it goes
Gonna climb a mountain
The highest mountain
Jump off, nobody gonna know
Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that woman, Lord, she been doin' to me
Can't you see, can't you see
What that woman, she been doin' to me
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holy cow when I read this Breece Hall is compared as a
Quote4.39 40. 6’ 1” 217lbs. A faster and bigger Marshawn Lynch.
schwinggg Goodness gracious all in YES. now THAT guy was a legend and a force in the NFL heck yeahhhh I would love a guy like that in a bills uniform. Wether or not the Bills pull the trigger on him ....another team picks him maybe u just never know come NFL draft first round day.
On a sidenote reading how Von Miller had expected to have been drafted by Buffalo but NOPE Denver swooped in and grabbed him up before the Bills could...Not THAT has come full circle eh mateys? HA!
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And I was really blown away
Until I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to say
A pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace
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well I made friends while in college it was a very fun time. True story. My first apartment with college roommates (4 of us) 3 bedroom place. Our rent including utilities but not phone.....$52.00 a month Each. LOL ....we had some great times in that place. I regret we lost touch and no contact in years.
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A Quick Laugh to Get By
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lmaooo