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Irv

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  1. You are quite boring. It's not that complicated. You've used the same line about Arnold Palmer's dick 10 times. Try something original.
  2. I just did.
  3. No. You're just rather forgettable.
  4. Good one! You're not that bad. Quit fantasizing.
  5. You're beating that Catholic thing harder than your 2mm weenie. Lay off the Fentanyl. Get a life.
  6. I'm sure your cardiologist is proud. FYI - Heinz sells a really tasty sugar free ketchup. I think if you can use ketchup in lieu of mustard but not vice versa. Also - why the two spellings? Catsup/Ketchup? P.S. - Mustard is really good on day old pizza. But Ketchup is still much more versatile. Uhhhh. Now you've got me changing my mind. WTF!
  7. Cutler is the long-time Apathy Club President. He was appointed without his knowledge and never bothered to resign.
  8. Irv

    Poop Assessment

    Maybe you did. Are you with the IRS?
  9. I admit it. I analyze almost every poop I take. I take great pride in a solid, one or two-section, dark brown coil that seems to be more and more elusive as I age. I will even try to use as little TP as possible to get a good look. If you don't do it, you should!
  10. Uh...we're talking about this year eh? Some people just don't get it.
  11. I only wear lederhosen. TH does not make them.
  12. I wish the division was a little better. There is no competition. I think we need a little challenge, of which, there is none and doesn't seem like there will be any for the near future. All three opponents have NO quarterback. None. Cakewalk to the AFCE title.
  13. Good to see you lump all blacks into one nice group. You're a forgettable racist P.O.S.
  14. I think @BillStime already got deported. Or they turned off her free Wi-Fi at the shelter. What a mess.
  15. Zuckerberg
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