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http://www.torontosun.com/2012/08/21/cops-nab-alleged-boozer-on-a-motorized-picnic-table Driving A Motorized Picnic Table While Intoxicated

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/authorities-rush-assess-damage-ave-subway-blast-article-1.1141228

...brassieres do! http://news.yahoo.com/russian-woman-kills-elderly-neighbor-her-bra-075135317.html

http://www.buffalone...icle1014775.ece

http://news.yahoo.com/marriage-drives-women-drink-study-suggests-114103281.html

http://www.latimes.c...0,4800295.story

http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/08/13/4178860/woman-accused-of-backing-over.html http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/tx-dcso/2012-08-12/amanda-renee-harrolle-498309

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1139745!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/lochte20f-1-web.jpg

http://www.buffalonews.com/city/communities/west-seneca/article1011849.ece

http://www.buffalonews.com/entertainment/gusto/television/article1010457.ece

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/blog/college-football-rapidreports/19759649/washington-rb-deontae-cooper-suffers-third-career-acl-tear 2010: Tears ACL in left knee in August, misses entire season without playing a game 2011: Re-tears ACL in left knee in August, misses entire season without playing a game 2012: Tears ACL in right knee in August, will miss entire season without playing a game

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/19266464/boy-12-ruled-too-big-to-play-football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dg7rGXX_24

...the boyfriend was checking out another woman's butt: http://www.gainesville.com/article/20120814/ARTICLES/120819807

...she sat on a bench outside the stadium on a hot August day, and the bench was so hot because of the sun that she burned her butt: http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/08/15/4183665/woman-burned-about-hot-seat-at.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-rejected-30-times-job-fires-back-counter-offer-suck-d-article-1.1136252

http://www.timesunion.com/sports/article/Giants-accept-blame-for-bad-mattresses-3787434.php

http://www.thelocal.no/page/view/woman-nabbed-with-42-inch-tv-under-her-skirt

Arrest report, including his home address and social security number: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/acrobat/2012-08/291872900-12094206.pdf

Why are you stalking Mario Williams?

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/lehigh-county/index.ssf/2012/08/woman_stabs_fiance_hours_befor.html

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/08/11/2947459/chad-johnson-arrested-for-headbutting.html http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/sfl-dolphins-chad-johnson-arrested-081112,0,751890.story http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/sports/football/miami-dolphins-receiver-chad-johnson-arrested-on-d/nQ6RF/

Bills fans are not immune: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3136/3041792389_5291fea7b6.jpg

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2012-06-06/news/fl-pompano-intersection-stripdown-20120606_1_private-parts-theft-offense-sexual-organs

http://now.msn.com/subway-giving-free-cookies-if-buffalo-bills-dont-score http://twitter.com/JaBain/status/233740542557683713 http://lockerz.com/s/232997051