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A veritable plethora of miry egesta.

http://popcultureblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2011/12/deion-sanders-21-million-house.html

Actually, we hired a bartender and they will be bringing their own bar setup (stocked with our choices), so we'll get to sit back and relax and enjoy our spirits, wines and liqueurs (and look down at the other 99% of you).

http://www.latimes.com/business/autos/la-fi-autos-honda-smallclaims-20111227,0,959031.story Summary: Woman buys Honda Hybrid, which were advertised as getting 50 mpg. She finds it to be way lower than that in real use (about 30 mpg). Other owners have the same problem, and do a class action lawsuit. Honda okays class action settlement, which would give each owner $100 and discounts on a new vehicle (while lawyers get $8,500,000). She rejects this, and tries a new tactic: Small Claims Court in California, where the limit is $10,000 (and lawyers are not allowed to plead the cases in front of the judge).

Thank God Beerball's not one of them.

http://news.yahoo.com/verizon-wireless-charge-2-one-time-payment-181943878.html But no fee for mailing a check.

'Mongielo is accused of having his electronic videoboard sign change displays every few seconds to promote a benefit for Niagara County Sheriff’s Deputy Allen Gerhardt. Gerhardt lost both of his legs in an accident in July.' http://lockportjournal.com/local/x1477836345/Mongielo-could-see-jail-time-for-sign Seriously.

He will soon be back to his usual self:

Arrest photo Official photo

Movie crowds dip to 16-year low as apathy lingers

Much of the Boston Globe web site is a paywall, so forgive me for posting the entire article: Looking for the king of Buffalo wings — in Boston A herd of New York natives takes a crawl to find Boston area’s best attempt at Buffalo’s killer app By Glenn Yoder Boston Globe Staff December 28, 2011 linky

North Carolina 1 North Carolina 2

http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/12/26/3618633/suspect-in-grapevine-killings.html

http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/north/12006237762474/tsa-confiscates-cupcake-from-peabody-woman/

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2011/12/22/dallas-santa-catches-thief-puts-him-on-naughty-list/

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/healthy-two-headed-baby-born-brazil-192245708.html

http://azstarnet.com/news/local/tucson-teen-shot-in-penis-with-bb-gun/article_563ef2be-2a75-11e1-b497-0019bb2963f4.html "...injuries Cesarek said described as significant, but not life-threatening.'

http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20111222/NEWS01/112220337

http://www2.staffordcountysun.com/news/2011/dec/21/former-pwc-teacher-pleads-guilty-sex-student-ar-1560078/

People who celebrate Hanukkah: Kat Dennings Bar Refaeli Nikki Reed Lea Michele Alison Brie

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/20/us-sperm-donor-california-idUSTRE7BJ1F420111220 Do you think that it will stand up in court?

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article1205738.ece "The living room was equipped with a dancing pole, a spanking table and large-screen televisions playing pornographic movies."

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That sounds like a description of you from high school.