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http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/nursing-assistants-arrested-for-relationship-with-escaped-patients/article_46a0c503-9608-5c5a-aa03-30689f4b2e48.html

Damned if you do, damned if you don't: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/parkland/florida-school-shooting/fl-sb-miramar-swat-cops-disciplined-20180307-story.html

http://pagesix.com/2018/03/08/jennifer-lawrence-hasnt-had-sex-in-a-very-long-time/

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5745516/arsenal-sanchez-watt-name-referee/

http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5744236/mortar-bomb-sex-toy-woman-dead-arequipa-peru/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5463403/Teacher-caught-having-sex-boy-15-mother-walks-in.html

http://www.wsmv.com/story/37654855/cops-grandmother-busted-for-bringing-doritos-bag-full-of-drugs-to-jail

http://www.themorningsun.com/general-news/20180302/search-continues-for-cmu-student-who-killed-his-parents

Imagine Chef Jim in his lavender spandex doing a yoga class, and then farting every time he tries to hold a pose.

http://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/index.ssf/2018/03/2_reported_dead_in_active_shoo.html

http://www.oleantimesherald.com/news/three-indicted-in-alleged-olean-wayne-street-meth-lab/article_abc91c40-1de5-11e8-8fdd-df1cc246bb04.html

Some jokes just go over peoples' heads.

It would be worth going just to see what Glenn Frey looks like nowadays.

http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-br-tayler-boncal-track-coach-sex-assault-court-20180228-story.html

http://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/woman-with-pickax-arrested-at-north-las-vegas-elementary-school/

http://buffalonews.com/2018/02/27/mc-dermott-we-are-not-as-far-along-as-people-think/

Woof

http://apnews.com/0c01268a636e42f08dc4602de7c90495/Elvis-Presley-is-running-for-an-Arkansas-congressional-seat

http://buffalonews.com/2018/02/26/west-seneca-calls-pause-in-spending-on-union-road-library-and-community-center/ The project was to be an expansion of the town library, next to Town Hall on Union Road. It grew into a community-town office center – including a cafe, Chamber of Commerce offices and community spaces, as well as offices for the town attorney, finance and human resources departments. Town Recreation Department offices are to be in the new building, along with a half-court children’s space with a nine-foot basketball hoop. Town Board meetings also are to be held in the new center. "When the plans were presented to the public, it was a library," resident Karen Lucachik said Monday at the meeting.

Beerball.

http://www.thestate.com/news/local/crime/article201944624.html

http://nypost.com/2018/02/24/police-identify-driver-of-white-house-barrier-crash/