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http://nypost.com/2018/06/05/miss-america-competition-is-getting-a-major-makeover/

SERIOUSLY perforated

We just didn't recognize his awesomeness: http://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/02/opinion/sunday/obama-ben-rhodes-world-as-it-is.html

So it's "Drink first, riot second": http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2018/06/clashing_protesters_draw_blood.html

"Kennedy added: “As the record shows, some of the commissioners at the Commission’s formal, public hearings endorsed the view that religious beliefs cannot legitimately be carried into the public sphere or commercial domain, disparaged Phillips’ faith as despicable and characterized it as merely rhetorical, and compared his invocation of his sincerely held religious beliefs to defenses of slavery and the Holocaust.”"

What about the butcher and the candlestick maker?

Solo not doing so good at the box office: http://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/03/movies/solo-a-star-wars-story-box-office.html

God Only Knows - Beach Boys: Studio Part I Studio Part II

Speaking of the FBI in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueO1mFzr92Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsi_ItK-j30

http://www.billboard.com/articles/business/8456726/hologram-artists-tour-frank-zappa-ronnie-james-dio-roy-orbison

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2018/06/ny_to_pay_onondaga_county_17_million_to_take_cny_film_hub.html

http://www.wric.com/news/crime/patrick-henry-biology-teacher-arrested-charged-in-indecent-liberties-case/1211199779

http://www.keepcalmstudio.com/gallery/poster/1lnJFBP

Yep, and they're five miles apart. McKinney: https://www.google.com/maps/@33.1555216,-96.6598274,1119m/data=!3m1!1e3 Allen: https://www.google.com/maps/@33.1143104,-96.6570202,198m/data=!3m1!1e3

http://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/31/obituaries/ted-dabney-dead-atari-pong.html

What could possibly go wrong? http://www.dallasnews.com/news/mckinney/2018/05/31/mckinney-isds-699-million-stadium-greater-anticipated-cracking

http://www.news4jax.com/news/anonymous-complaint-in-st-augustine-leads-to-arrest-of-two-on-drug-charges

http://www.kake.com/story/38306622/haysville-pe-teacher-arrested-for-unlawful-sexual-relations

http://www.click2houston.com/news/flatulence-pinched-nipples-cited-in-workplace-nightmare-lawsuit-from-league-city-car-salesman

http://stilltalkintv.com/2012/04/the-news-suspends-sports-reporter/ http://buffalonews.com/2018/03/21/bucky-gleason-ub-looks-toward-buffalo-outsider-for-inside-job/

Speaking of which: http://sportsday.dallasnews.com/dallas-mavericks/mavericks/2018/05/27/special-report-mavericks-pants-dj-retained-job-despite-porn-use-office-co-workers-say

Hockey hasn't been the same since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy.