Mojo44

That’s 8.7

Well, now I’m thinking that this is a satire of a comedy of errors.

To paraphrase Dr. Rex Kramer from the movie “airplane“: it’s a god darned waste of time.

Which is the only way to wash this game!

Well, that interception makes it 7.7 turnovers since I was in the medical tent.

I missed the last few minutes of the game because I had to go into the medical tent. Did I miss anything? And don’t worry, I’ve been cleared to return to watching the game and continue drinking.

Left hand an issue on that fumble?

Aikman brought in that guy in the costume to say something. He said “hi mom“ but his mic wasn’t on. Fortunately, the lip reading was pretty easy even for me after two whiskeys.😄

Obviously, there is still a lot of game left, but the question does occur to me. Is this a Philadelphia collapse like two years ago? They look pretty bad.

Now that was fun to watch. The game has been so boring up to that play.

I don’t know, but thanks for asking. I’m always too embarrassed to ask questions like this. But here goes one. What does it mean when a thread is pinned? Now don’t laugh.

Agreed. My rational brain and my irrational brain are in conflict right now. At least one of these teams will take a loss.

My spleen can count to 10, but that’s about it. It gets real confused after that.

Truth be told, I knew we were going to win this game at the opening kickoff. Although, admittedly, right after the opening kickoff a monkey flew out of my butt

Would a half bottle of cheap tequila do?