HIT BY SPIKES

Can't get dolphin to cook up here in Canada. Damn you Flipper!!!! I so pumped for tomorrow's season defining game that I decided to do the cooking today and concentrate on beveraging tomorrow. I had two sizeable chunks of Red Tuna that I was going to smoke on the Big Green Egg but decided to grill them instead. Overcooked them a little -- not purple in the centre -- so I chopped sweet onions and celery and mixed the flaked up tuna with mayo and fresh ground pepper to make tuna salad for sandwiches tomorrow. I did smoke two Pork Bellies and a Beef Tenderloin wrapped in a lb. of bacon. Worked out great!!! Sliced up the beef for more sandwiches. Also sliced up the "bacon" for BLTs tomorrow morning featuring garden tomatoes. Steamed 2 lbs. mussels as well that I topped with a fish broth based sauce but it looks like the wife finished them off so none left for tomorrow's game. The three dogs won out with the bacon and pork fat being mixed into their kibble. What's on your menu for tomorrow?

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Apparently, if you care, you are open to criticism. Yeah, I would do Taylor Swift if I was single and brag to the world about it.

Seeing Rachel Bush -- wife of Buffalo Bills Safety Jordan Poyer -- in a swimsuit causes me stress as well...

Wives don't count...

Real men don't wear teal With a bright Orange peel Just the way I feel

Is your will lacking? Last win you are still jacking? Still Bills you backing?

Dolphins member-less They have no external penis Nor hope in Buffalo

Can't buy turtle meat in Canada. Had it in St Lucia last year where they still have a harvest.

Plenty of good suggestions here. Going to fire up the Wood Burning Pizza Oven and use tomatoes (with RED SKINS) from the garden and make two big pizzas -- a Seafood one with shrimp, clams, scallop, etc. and a Wholewheat one with Hot Italian Sausage and veggies from the garden including Hot Peppers. Thanks for the advice.

Oh. Crap. Does anyone know how to put fur back on a cat? Asking for a friend.

CAT IS AN INTERESTING SUGGESTION.

I will make some. https://www.saucefanatic.com/copycat-mumbo-sauce/ I just assumed all the women in Washington looked like that. They were wearing costumes?

I am trying to stay away from highly processed foods. Brilliant Ideas!!! I grew Whites this year. NO Reds Huh?

When Washington played the Bills every 4 years or so before their name change I would make dishes with tomatoes since they have REDSKINS. WTF do I do now? WTF is a COMMANDER? Looking for ideas from my Bills Brethren. P.S.: When we played the EAGLES in OP I would find the two largest uncut full attached turkey wings I could find, season them up and brush them with olive oil and cook them whole in the oven the day before the game, throw them on the BBQ intact at the pre-game tailgate after sprinkling white feathers bought at the Dollarstore under the BBQ and tell fans walking by that they were the wings of a Bald Eagle. I insisted that it was legal to eat Bald Eagle in Canada. Gullible....

Fair enough Paisan. So no Jive Talking then?

I have redeveloped a love and trusting -- TRUST THE PROCESS -- of the Bills again.

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Nah..Lucy is used to it over the almost 8 years of her life with me. Tiny, the Great Dane, is more jumpy. Chasnet, the Rescue, is pure evil and thus a Seahawks fan

So did I. If Pegula offered that Sean $50M for 5 years, we would have had him. What that Sean did with Drew Brees is nothing compared to what he could do with Josh Allen. I suspect to get that Sean it may have meant bye bye to Beane as well.

Tailgating at my desk. Not much of a crowd -- a Basset Hound, a Great Dane and a Rescue -- but they don't talk much during the game so they have that going for them.

Pumped for this game!!! My Dietician told me yesterday that I need to get my fibre intake up significantly so I got my 10 quart crockpot loaded with Pork and Beans. 4 kinds of beans. Canadian Bacon A Pork Belly I smoked up, sliced and fried with the bacon and 6 cut dinner sized chicken "wieniers" Fresh Onions, celery, tomatoes, herbs, etc. from the gardens. Smells like Heaven already and I have it on low for overnight simmering. Tomorrow I finish off the 30 litre keg of a craft double IPA I have been nursing for a month so I can get another keg craft IPA on Monday. So game time tomorrow -- open all of the windows in the ManCave and turn the ceiling fan onto the highest setting and fart away. I hope the Bills don't fart it up tomorrow.

Why do you feel that way?

Can I ask you what you like about Pegula?