Old shtick. Matthew Broderick did this in the '80s.
Also... I heard that, as part of the plea bargain, they have to legally change their names to include an *.
Journeyman?
YEAR TM G
2002 CHI 8
2003 CHI 6
2004 CHI 14
2005 CHI 16
2006 CHI 16
2007 CHI 16
TOT 76
Wait. I just realized something. Journeyman doesn't mean what I thought it meant! I assumed a journeyman would be someone who had played for several teams.
Something new every day. My bad.
Mine would be instructional videos:
1) How to build a raft out of common island findings
2) How to navigate waters without any instruments
3) How to make sushi
Those of you that think this is some sort of unique American trait should really take a closer look at the rest of the world. Europe and Hong Kong in particular have many more active cell phone numbers than people.
Yesterday my 4 year old cousin drew a stick figure wearing a red football helmet on a page torn from the phone book. There is also a stain near the bottom from where he spit up some Fruit Loops.
Who do I submit it to?
Bingo. The number of Cowboy fans coming from Canada is a drop in the bucket compared to the number of Browns fans that are willing to drive a short distance to see their team play on Monday night.