[Oh, this is nice....real nice!!!]

 

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. BF, I know you take a lot of sh-- around here, but you truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

[Oh, this is nice....real nice!!!]

Me thinks BF is starting to see what can of worms he's opened with all the prior SL Cards BS.  Nasty stuff, nasty.

 

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He didn't learn from last year when he painted October red in June and he won't learn this time around. He's a lost cause.

[The best part of Bush's speech last night]

Then let Israel take care of their part of the globe... and THEIR enemies, we'll take care of ours. Oh wait, it's political... ok forget it.

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BF is that you?

[Civil War Historian Shelby Foote passed away.]

His three volume Civil War narrative is a masterpiece.

 

RIP Mr. Foote.

[I am Rich...someone Help me to spend the $45 Mill]

This guy has way too much time on his hands to be setting these scammers up like he does, but it's funny nonetheless.

 

Ebola Monkey Man

[OT - Cool cures]

Budweiser in this particluar instance was being used as a  mataphorical reference intended to imply all beer, but for you beer snobs out there lets say" a nice aduilt beverage made from the finest hops, with a slight malty flavor at the end" helps all that ails ya.

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But if you use that description then you couldn't include Budweiser/Miller etc. at all

 

To include Bud and the like it would be more like this:

 

A fizzy yellow adult beverage made using only the crappiest stale hops with absent flavor due to the use of cheap corn and rice in place of malted barley.

[OT: Just for fun]

You can be pissed all you want, but it's done and you can't do anything about it other than keep your friend Russ at a distance.

 

Oh, and when you feel blue, remember this:

 

Answer: eat no kiss eat kiss eat kiss eat kiss touch eat kiss touch eat kiss touch eat kiss touch

 

Question: How did BF and his Mark Mulder bobblehead spent the night after watching the Cardinals get their ass beaten in an embarrassing sweep during the baseball playoffs last year?

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And here I thought it would take at least five replies in order to turn this thread into ragging on BF.

[Hot Pockets?]

This is a Haiku

I wrote it in a stouper

in fall at the Ralph

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Now BF is going to show up in this thread, thanks.

[Ignore Button]

Classic stuff!

[Hot Pockets?]

ahhh, sorta like DSL? (and no not the internet service)

but what that one means, i am not at liberty to say

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I say HGL instead of DSL.

[Biggest Bills as-hole]

Cornelius Bennett. He wasn't rude to me personally, but I saw him out at Kelly's nightclub one night after a game. I watched as maybe ten people came up to him and just said "nice game" etc. He stared straight ahead like a zombie as if they weren't even there.

 

On the flip side, I played 9 holes of golf with Will Grant at the Hamburg Town Golf course when I was a teenager. A super nice guy. The next day I heard on the news that he got arrested for marijuana possession.

[Ignore Button]

If you believe an internet personality is how most people act in person, you need some help.

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So from all the interent personalities you could have chosen to assume, why did you pick jackass?

[top 10 albums last 20 years according to Spin]

Have fun at this years bloated summer rock tour sponsored by Mountain Dew.

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The best summer music festival around :

 

Sleazefest

[Another victim of the right-wing conspiracy]

Thanks, great stuff.

[top 10 albums last 20 years according to Spin]

Where's ACDC? 

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If they included AC/DC they would have taken up 1/5 of the list since every album is simply a re-make of the previous one. Actually I don't mind AC/DC and I own Back in Black, but there is a band who hasn't come up with a new idea in 25 years.

[Six Years Ago Today....]

It is amazing... Right off the bat I was screaming foul.  My son just turned a year old... I was so livid, my wife thought I was gonna wake him.

 

That February, I was home (after my mother passed away) and watched the Sabres v. Montreal... They called back what appeared to be a last second winning goal for the Sabres because the scorer's (I think Satan's.. I forget) lace was in the crease... I was going crazy!

 

I was almost certain immediately that they would call back Hull's goal!

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I think I remember the game you are talking about, but my memory was that it was Audette and no part of his body was physically in the crease. He had simply jumped over the crease. Apparently, he had violated the airspace over the crease and that was enough to disallow the goal, but Hull's goal counts. Unfugginreal!

[profiles]

Why don't you post your picture? 

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Maybe everyone should post a picture of themself standing in front of their house.

[Who has real pictures of themselves..]

thats me....i miss school  

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It may be the lighting, but what kind of beer is that in the pitcher? That doesn't look like your normal swill type beer often drunk during the college years.

[Who has real pictures of themselves..]

Baptism?  Lots of water gushing behind the boy.

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Actually his baptism is this weekend and we may need to use that big fountain for it. He's 5.5 months old and 21 lbs already. Linebacker!

[Who has real pictures of themselves..]

Do my kids count?

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Sure. I have my son on mine, but he got his good looks from his mom.

[Any White Stripes fans?]

Incidentally, isn't it really incredible how BF manages to spin any given thread into a petty argument between he and someone else?

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Actually, no it's not. Just par for the course with BF.

[ESPN taking a shot at our Buffalo Bills!]

Who cares about respect or what other fans think? I don't "respect" or care about any of the other teams in the league until the week that they show up on our schedule. We'll get respect when we win the Super Bowl.

[Does Chiropractic stuff really work?]

I aggravated my sciatic nerve last December. It started as just a tightness in my back. I could get around reasonably well for a few days, then it spread down my hip and all the way down to my foot which was numb. On the Sunday the Bills played at Cincinnati I was in excrutiating pain, it was absolutely unbearable. It got to the point where my 8.5 month pregnant wife had to get out of bed and drive me to urgent care. Once there they gave me a shot, some muscle relaxers and wrote me a prescription for naproxen. The shot helped within 10 minutes and the naproxen / muscle relaxers helped get it under control over the next few days. The most concerning part was that even after the pain and discomfort went away my foot was still numb for about three weeks. I went to my doc and was told it was normal and it would eventually subside. It did. So I can't help with the chiropracter, but my doc did give me some exercises to do that probably would be similar to what a chiropracter would suggest. I really hope you are not in as much pain as I was.

[Don't speed]

In NY State, I want the right to shoot all cell phone addicts who can't decide whether to drive or operate a runaway phone booth with zero consideration for other drivers. I see a few folks with the new headsets but far too many are still holding a cell phone to their ear, driving other people off the road while immersed in their useless phone conversations.

 

Cell phones =  Adult pacifiers

 

BLAM ! 

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Amen, brother! I have to admit I get some serious road rage when seeing these a-holes weavng around in traffic as they chat away on their fuggin cell phones.

[I Wish Someone Would Tell Us...]

I wish someone would tell us why we should give a rat's ass. 

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That's an easy one. It's all about the hot pockets man.