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IBTG81

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  1. Had to make the guy's name Ed, huh?
  2. What was Thailog's sac doing in the air?
  3. Oh really, who'd you hear it from? Your boyfriend?
  4. I'm only 2 inches.............FROM THE GROUND.
  5. Of course we are. I'm even nice enough to give Tom the "rusty trombone."
  6. The way monkey boy phrased it was that any moron could have come up with the idea.
  7. Effing brilliant.
  8. No, you've got it wrong. I'm the giver, Tom is the taker.
  9. If it wasn't that "complex" Dexter, why didn't you do it yourself?
  10. Whatever you say, Gimpo. This coming from someone who has to just lay there...
  11. Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn...
  12. Actually, the song is about his ex g/f. He saw her in a subway station with another dude.
  13. Sorry my red-headed mutant friend, that's not me.
  14. That was probably the worst comeback in the history of TBD. That is so bad, BF would even call it stupid.
  15. Haha, that's your great comeback? That's almost as good as LA explaining that half the population has herpes.
  16. I should have read the link earlier. Tom, I notice the Prius is on the list, while the Fit isn't.
  17. Sorry Tom, I can't help it that I'm good.
  18. She never cheated on me. Why would you go for hamburger when youhave the prime rib at home! I rock!
  19. I'm only playing around. I can't help it if some of the tards on here don't get it.
  20. Not to mention, you old guys are probably lucky to get it once a week. Good luck. EVERYNIGHT I want it.
  21. Why would I want to go any longer? It just gets old after awhile, ya know. Not to mention, she's already had, 4 or 5 O's by then. I forgot to add more importantly that I, unlike LA, don't have an STD.
  22. Why would she leave me when I look good, am funny, and can last an hour in bed?
  23. Should I mention I post on a Honda Fit board?
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