I gotta say I'm with John in Jax on this one. You people have no idea the lengths that government will go.
I should not be telling you this, but I am in the witness protection program. During my years in the program I have been relocated many times. What they do is move you on a short term basis and then move you again to somewhere for a longer period of time. During the short term moves, they put you up with others in different programs. In the past 20 years I have stayed (short term) with JFK, Elvis and most recently, Micheal Jackson.
I can't go into detail about why all of their deaths were faked, but I can tell you that in the long run it was to protect your rights (and maybe your children in the case of MJ).
John in Jax, we gotts to stick together man. We are not crazy!