ExiledInIllinois

LoL Story of my life in so many other ways! The Donger need food!

I know... I saw that and just too damn lazy to correct. LoL... I saw this book sitting on the living room basket: I figure I give it a whirl! Wife's book... I tell my kids all the time: "Your mother's right, she's really up on things." LMAO... Even if she is practicing doing nothing! I try it one time and get busted by Shady! This has been test, only a test. ?

Wow! I love this new proactive wave of feminism. LoL... Watch them file a harassment charge. /smh "Ma'am... I am just trying to do my job, you're giving me impure thoughts and now I need to go to Saturday confession." LoL...

I know. I normally do. It was cut and paste. Forgot to format it back to normal plain next. I was ill. Would you buy that excuse? http://www.toltecspirit.com 4 Agreements, #4: 4. Always Do Your Best Your best is going to change from moment to moment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgment, self-abuse, and regret. Really? Are you being: "That Guy?" ? I was testing all you slobs! See what happens when I spoil everyone! LMAO... They demand more. ???

I just wanna say Happy Birthday... It's all down river from here... Smooth sailing:

"Auto Brewery Syndrome" https://www.pennlive.com/food/2019/10/mans-stomach-was-brewing-its-own-beer.html?outputType=amp "Police and doctors didn't believe a 46-year-old man who swore that he hadn't had alcohol before he was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving. His blood alcohol level was 0.2, more than twice the legal limit for operating a car. He refused a breathalyzer test, was hospitalized and later released. But the facts remained in contention. Then researchers discovered the unusual truth: Fungi in the man's digestive system was turning carbohydrates into alcohol - a rarely diagnosed condition known as "auto-brewery syndrome."

Is this the official 2019 version of: "I did not have sex with that woman..." What do you expect? He's the worst POTUS ever. Betcha Franklin Pierce just gave the crypt keepers a fist bump! Andrew Johnson and James Buchanan too:

It's just ***** up. That's all I have to say. Another brilliant sweeping generalization by the Gaylord Focker of the board: IDBillzFan. What the hell they putting in the water there? Hey Greg... I got nipples, can you milk me? /smh

I am the smallest greatest of all time. But, you're wrong... I am NOT drunk. Just high.

LoL... Damn flashbacks... Because I am watching you. Are you having a "Superman" day too? ?

I'd respect that. But he won't. Sniffles takes himself too seriously. Look how proud he is of himself to Yinzers. Trump is talking to the children from Romper Room... Even up-talking:

Face it. Our President is a crook. Deal with it. It's why guys like Hot Rod Blago are doing time in the Fed Pen. It is what it is when these business guys drain the swamp, create a new "pay to play pen." There are a long list of Illinois crooks turned politicians that think the same way as Trump... Both Dem and Repub. But yay!... We want to change the culture in DC. Be careful what you wish for, you may actually get it. Nothing like turning back the clock to a more corrupt era. There is only so much you can do. Most things have been tried before... That's why the ethical rules are the way they are... Authoritarians like Trump might not like the rules, but it's the best we got.

Not sure if this was posted? "The Krueger Effect" https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/27905088/the-krueger-effect-how-new-buffalo-sabres-coach-led-turnaround

Yeah... You're right big deal, he mispoke and I forgot to search. Mods please merge with other thread. Thanx.

Good post. Fair. Just hope we get through the flames and live by your words! I am definitely left yet think their environment polices are off the rails @ times. I live with it. It (Leftist enviro policy) can only harm the economy... Which I am not happy about. Because that harms me and what I do with regard to the economy and environment. But a clean world is still better. I am just being selfish if I lean right because of enviro polices. Sure it would benefit me and my family in an occupational way. Professionally we are balancing both here while heavy industry and shipping thrives in a drastically improving environment... So some right wing economic policies mixed with left wing enviro regulation and stewardship is working. It doesn't have to be zero-sum, economy or environment. I still support the left but just in a "Rambunctious Garden" approach when dealing with the environment and economy. "As these words were spoken I swear I hear the old man laughing. What good is a used up world and how could it be worth having?"

Red light runner. Car T-bones him to save family pushing stroller with baby in it: https://www.azfamily.com/video/a-narrow-escape-after-a-red-light-runner-almost-hits/video_92901f95-93b7-5c17-a5c6-827d08b961ae.html

/smh... Have at it Trump Apologists, are you smarter than a 5th Grader? A beautiful wall, a big one that really works. Oh my... The old guy is getting dementia...

No. I have no will power.

Or drive thru da hood with flats trying to get to a safer place... So you can go nitey nite in relative peace till 10:15 am. LoL...

How about vinyl wrap like they do with cars. Shrink it to fit helmet. Heck, why not just have two sanctioned helmets. Fly like an eagle to get a TD!

Triggered! Deplorable Snowflakes storm the proceedings to "protest" the ill treatment their corrupt leader is receiving. Time to check your moral compass RepubliCrooks: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/republicans-storm-closed-door-impeachment-hearing-as-escalating-ukraine-scandal-threatens-trump/2019/10/23/29877c06-f5a5-11e9-8cf0-4cc99f74d127_story.html?outputType=amp

See her tires? WTF!

Like @DC Tom said, think you're having a "rough day?" Try being this lady: /smh

I'd tell you... But then I'd have to kill you. And that ain't right... But, I'd have justification. Hey... You have to dribble... Oops, I mean drivel, DRIVEL somewhere!? ...Look who's talking (me)...LoL

Yes, I agree. Or cross into NYS under the cover of night and throw it on @Gugny 's well manicured lawn. Much more fun! The guy I quoted probably just moved to MassaNaziachussets and didn't know the laws. I give him a pass. Unlike my sister who was getting free cable tv and called the cable company when the cable went out. That's inexcusable. LoL...