The Jokeman
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I had Festers Quest too (just totally forgot about it) and you're right that game was hard as hell!!!
Blades of Steel was great too, the in game games beween periods were a nice touch too.
Aside from Zelda, I think the longest game it took me to complete was Dragon Warrior.
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But, was it the version of Maniac Mansion that allowed you to put the hamster in the microwave and blow it up? The first version of the game allowed you to do so when playing as certain characters. This was subsequently "fixed" in later versions of the game, on orders from Nintendo.
I'm pretty sure the characters in the NES version of the game that let you put the hamster in the microwave were Razor and Syd. I have since played this game on PC and been able to do it with all characters.
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my first reaction to this when i first heard it ws WTF?
but....have the bills been a well conditioned team the past few years? not like during the early nineties. maybe jones has slipped a little and hasn't been doing the little things necessary to keep the players motivated to stay fit throughout the season AND offseason (ie. MW).
didn't we lose a lot of leads in the 4th quarter the past couple years? maybe TD felt that the way the players were being conditioned had something to do with this. anyway, it will be intersting to see if this roll guy takes over or if they bring in someone new.
odd my first reaction to reading the title of this thread was....on a jet plane, Don't know when I'll be back again...
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Another trick is sliding the cartridge to the left so it sits closer to the side of the NES. Though I'm shocked no one has mentioned Maniac Mansion, this game rocked. I know it's not an original NES title but still great. Another game I remember vidvidly (but never beat) was the Adventures of Bayou Billy but the hardest game I ever played was Friday the 13th which I never beat either.
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As things stand now definately OG but if Jennings is lost and no vet brought in to replace him then definately OT. As I don't see Ross Tucker as a full time starter and Mike Pucillo won't even get an offer sheet.
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Ironically enough I rented both these flicks on Thursday night before this thread was even posted and can say I was disappointed with both. To me H&K was more belly ache (sophmoric humor) funny where Napolean Dynomite was the shake your head and laugh funny (or dark comedy in the vain of Ghost World).
In terms of Old School, I've watched it twice and would say it's highly overated and not all that funny. I actually found H&K and Napolean to be funnier. Granted, I wouldn't rank either in Airplane! or Holy Grail type comedies (two of my personal favorites) but both had their moments.
My only saving grace is I also rented Fast Times At Ridgemont High which is definately better then both H&K and Napolean.
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Hamilton is indeed an UFA. Back to Vincent he's definately worth looking at. Here's a Draft Bio.
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty"
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Aside from the Wall I usually reading/contributing to the KFFL and Gameboomers.com forums but under a different nickname.
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From http://story.scout.com/a.z?s=93&p=2&c=346000
(you'll need a subscription) - trust me, it says they're scouting him hard at the Senior Bowl practices.
He can play Guard or Center, but is probably more suited to center IMO.
I'm curious why you feel he's a better center? I feel the opposite. I know he can play both but if read his bio at MGoBlue.com he's played most of his collegiate career at LG which is where I'd put him. He should be the 2nd OG selected with the top guy likely being Elton Brown from Virginia but sadly both of which I suspect will be gone by the Bills draft but one can hope either one would fall to us.
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As see things now I think we're going to end up with Tampa's 3rd Round pick for Henry. Some good thoughts all around this thread but I have questions about counting on Munoz to be a LT in the NFL as a rookie. Nick Kaczur was a guy I listed as who I thought we'd take in my early draft research but he had a strong Shrine game and might have moved himself and just out of our reach. I agree with many of R. Rich's sentiments (but will toss Bob Whitfield's name as another LT that look at if lost Jennings as feel Thomas would be out of our price range) but agree that CB as a potential place to go in Round 2 if a quality guy drops. As well as McGee played, I'd rather have him at nickel and as a return specialist not to mention with Clements due to be an UFA after 2005.
Sidenote: Ritzmann is a DE and Stevenson has been off the team for some time, last I heard he was in Washington.
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In 1974, the Pittsburgh Steelers picked Lynn Swann in the first, Jack Lambert in the 2nd, John Stallworth in the 4th, and Mike Webster in the 5th. FOUR NFL Hall of Famers in 4 picks (they didn't have a 3rd) in one draft.
BTW, the BILLS had shots at all of these players. Instead we picked: Rueben Gant (Swann), Doug Allen (Danny White, Dave Casper, and Lambert), Gary Marangi (Mark Van Eeghen, Nat Moore, Stallworth), Charlester Crumpler , Gary Hayman, and Tim Guy (all picked before Webster).
Damn.
The 49ers 1986 draft is another that many consider one of the finest. As Walsh drafted Rathman, McKyer, Taylor in the 3rd, Haley, Wallace, Fagan in the 4th. Griffen in the 6th. Making it more impressive was Walsh's ability to trade down and get these guys. On a sidenote I think without a doubt we can all agree the Bills best draft was in 1987.
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I wonder who I voted for.
Artie is funny but I think Jackie contributed more. Jackie aside from his jokes on the air, was as mentioned the whipping boy and also contributed to writing bits. -
Fisher had 8.5 sacks this season (.5 sack more then Schobel but still think Aaron's a better player) and due to be an UFA. I think he'd be a nice addition as a 3rd down/pass rush specialist but imagine he'll re-sign with the Rams or go somewhere to be a starter. Although it might be tough for him to reproduce that sack total year in year out.
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27 going on 9 but at times feel like I'm 50.
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Thinking about trying the new digital phone service that is out now. I found this compnay and it's much cheaper than Time Warner (sorry cablelady). Just curious if anyone knows anything about them or maybe they have it now.
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Just a quick note, if you own a Sony brand Tivo (or possibly any other brand) it's best you don't use a digital phone line. As I know first hand that Sony brand Tivo's are made only to use an analog phone lines, if try to use digital line with one you'll end up having to pay for a repair because digital phone lines can fry your (Sony brand) Tivo's modem.
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Before you stands a white house....
For what it's worth I have been able to run Return to Zork on almost every PC I've ever owned (Win95.98 and even an XP machine) but didn't play the game all the way through on the XP machine as the bog maze in that game gives me a major headache, twice (to complete the game) was enough but not as much as the guy asking me "Want some rye?, course you do" 
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My place of preference is http://www.download.com.
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I've got a similar one. Our group's rule is that, if you leave your terminal unlocked, you're fair game. Well this one guy kept leaving his terminal unlocked all week (very atypical). By the third time, we figured we needed to have some real fun (instead of changing wallpapers, hibernation time of Windows, etc). We had a relatively new manager of our group (a few months), three people had already quit and he was feeling very self-conscious about it (first time as a manager). So we sent him an email with a subject line os "I quit!!!!" and in the body is said, "And it's all because of you!!!!" I then put a bunch of cariage returns and way at the bottom (where I knew he wouldn't see unless he scrolled down) it said, "Just kidding."
My coworker saw that we sent it and replied to all of us saying he thought it was funny. But the manager hadn't seen it yet...
So a few hours later, the manager (already having a bad day) sits down in his cube (right next to us). A minute later we heard his exasperated voice say, "Aaron.... Will you come here for a minute?" Aaron walks into his cube. "What's the meaning of this?" Aaron tells him that I sent it, and both myself and my other coworker just start howling with laughter. My manager literally takes his glasses off, sets them on the desk, rubs his face and says, "That was NOT funny..." Aaron says "I didn't send the email though," and my manager just says, "You left your termianl unlocked, it's your fault."
Pretty funny.
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We have the same rule where I work. While I can't take credit for this one, just have to share. One day a girl left her computer unlocked and someone adjusted her desktop so that the screen was upside down. She came back and said can someone help me here? My friend (and I think same guy who set the desktop upside down because to this day he still wont admit to it) offers to help, Instead of resetting the desktop he physically turns the monitor upside down. The whole row then starts laughing which causes our sup to come and inspect the situation. He was like what the hell? and of course ends the fun by having my friend put the monitor back to normal and the girl restart her computer..
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I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who watches this show. It deserves the Emmy's, as to me it's far and away the best reality tv show. I'm rooting for Kris and John to win it but starting to like the wrestlers more and more each week.
I watch the show every week with my father and every week he curses Jonathan and I tell him, you know he's going to go to the final 3, using the same logic you just used. It just irks him and I laugh and while I Jonathan is as big an @$$ as this show has ever seen he doesn't bother me as much as the female model who is the only a perfecet model Ugly American.
If you want a good write up of the last episode checkout: http://www.realitynewsonline.com/cgi-bin/a...5112.art&page=1
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According to the linked article, Blackmon's defense was horrible. I suspect Gray will be here next year but if the defense again ranks in the top 5, he could very well be a head coach in 2005.
Under Blackmon, the Falcons ranked last in the NFL in pass defense (243.9 yards), yards per play (6.1) and third-down efficiency (46.3 percent). Their run defense was the NFL's second-worst (121.4). Atlanta finished 7-9. -
I give you some kudos for coming up with the list but I just need to follow up some of them.
Easy choice. Pat Williams. NO QUESTION.There are 3 reasons for this.
1. Jennings is a great athlete but is not as durable as PW
2. Jennings is a solid Tackle. Williams is a disruptive force at center. He wreaks havoc.
3. Jennings will cost too much. We can find cheaper alternatives through free agency and the draft.
1. I can't argue that PW has been more durable then Jennings, but he's now over 30 how much long can we depend on PW?
2. Are you aware that the Redskins had a better rush defense then us? Are you aware that Joe Salave'a (a former Titan) was one of their starting DTs this year is also set to be an UFA this year and three years younger then Williams? He might not be as good as Williams but could be a better economic choice because of age and familiarity with our system (since he has been coached by Gregg Williams afterall).
3. Do I need to bring up the names John Fina, Jerry Crafts, Corey Louchey, Robert Hicks, Kris Farris and many of the other alternatives we've had at OT?
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I didn't know it was that bad! I was sort of concerned but then I read an article that said Leonard Davis made the transition in the same year and is now really impressing. He also was looked at as a bust and they even played him at G. Now people say he's the real deal. I think Mike's a better lineman than Davis so he should be able to make the move.
Let's not forget that Davis played LT at Texas, meanwhile BIG Mike played opposite him at RT. Even after Davis left Texas Williams remained at RT. I know some will say inpart because Chris Simms was a lefty but let's remember Major Applewhite played at the same time and was a righty. Time will tell if Williams can make the transition as Davis did. We can only hope he can.
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I've said it in other threads but Teague gave up 11.5 sacks in one season as a LT in Denver which is almost as many sacks Jennings has given up for his career (13.5) in other words moving Teague to LT is a bad move. In terms of signing McDougal and shifting Williams to LT. Not a bad idea but I have serious concerns of BIG Mike at LT.
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Everyone points to Thurman's fumble in the 3rd as the turning point but I feel we lost that game when we failed to score a TD just before the half, I remember saying we should of got 7 on this drive and as we know the rest was history.