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Von just said on the radio in my head that he's going to tape the leg up like a big peg leg and play Sunday you heard it here first

Just imagine how all the other teams feel when the Bills convert as many 3rd downs as they do

This is going to be a close game, like within 10

I was with you for a bit there but then we got to no comfortable wins and dolphins should have beat the bills and then I'm out on lionel hutz

I think he flat out stunk this year. But that's not to say he can't improve. I don't know how you give him only one year to figure it out.

it isn't one or the other

I have the worst investigators. No one even mentioned this when I drafted Mixon in fantasy 2022. They are all fired

For large crowded events you need a regimen of extreme dehydration beforehand. It's the only way

If the Chiefs have to play with two cupcakes, I'm at least glad they are divisional games. The Broncos and Raiders won't quit against KC. KC has stumbled a bit at times just like every team. NE won't roll over for the Bills either

Absolutely garbage post

KC could lose. So could Cincy. Plus Cincy is on a longer streak than Buffalo is (7 games), so it's even more daunting for them.

IDK if this is a joke I'm not getting, but the player in question is not Josh Norman. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24703207/buffalo-bills-cb-vontae-davis-abruptly-retires-football-half-vs-los-angeles-chargers

‘twas a young man’s game

bills had a dude retire at halftime

That's Ft Lauderdale though. If I were on vaca down here I wouldn't to deal with 95 traffic

Or I just find it FAR less serious than you do. Have a good day man and watch out for those snowballs

It’s just a shitpost.

Exactly. Obviously everyone knows this can’t be a recurring thing but on a cold night where an enormous amount of snow is left on everyone’s seats on a drunken Saturday night when 95% of the snowballs we’re just snow that was grabbed from the ground and thrown in the air, I would say: lighten up, Francis btw, watch the morris td the bills linemen throw snowballs into the crowd. I think it was spencer brown. Maybe we should sue the bills for assault with deadly water particles

Cover my table in a mountain of plastic sporks and I may start throwing them around

This question is a sign you are taking this way too seriously

I’ve never been to a bills game, where there was that much snow left on the seats at game time. That played a huge part. A vast majority of the snowballs that were thrown in the crowd to other areas of the stands. Not much of it made it onto the field in a relative sense.

I’ve got video of snowballs thrown in every direction, including the Bills bench, from row 10 45 yard line after a bills td. it was mayhem and it was awesome

Everyone’s a jag when you think about it

Where do you read hate in that quote?

Let's hope not