hahaha your a funny guy. Make me laugh. Tell me does being unable to understand hyperbole,does that actually physically pain you?Cuz it should.  Do you feel a funny pain in your head when you read? If you do dont sweat it thats just your arrophied common sense gene trying to come to life. Its not a biggie you seem to be going through life just fine without it. Anyhow bottom line you sir are a !@#$ing moron.  Welcome to my ignore list. Mr 12,000+ plus posts of nothing.