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While your video is super funny, I wanted to prove my human fly theory.

I love that line. I just dont get to use that line enough. I hang out with too many nerds.

I would not have passed if she came around. (no pun intended) Too bad I was a little puny dick at that age.

I like her bottom lip and her eyes. So heck yeah. I'll jump on it. She wanted to teach drama, well take it girl. Drama fo yo momma. Everybody is horny mead. Some people just dont admit it like I do. I think from my 2883 posts only 83 are non sexual. jk.

omg she's so pretty. but stupid. what's her problem. all she needs to do is go into a bar and say "does anyone want to have sex with me" she will have more sex than she can handle. stupid. stupid. stupid. why couldnt she walk into my bar and ask that question to me. i could help her with her sexual dillema or let her help me with mine. lol.

I dont get it. Why insert a joke in this thread. Suicide is sad.

shadow of a finger, finger, or something else? which one do you want ya lady? lmao!!!!!!

I think if she extends her arms and legs in an x pattern she wouldnt die, she would just be hanging on the window a fly or some bug. Right?

He borrowed some from a farmer and oh crap, wrong thread.

where a bunch of grannys with no underwear read stories of mexican druglords and how they would do anything to swim in their pool and

Uhhhhhhgggh.

Everybody usually thinks that. I'm not going to get suckered into it this year. My favorite part of your post. More sex= more happyness. Less sex =divorce. That's what I was learning in psychology around that time. Oh and a bunch of sigmund fried bull.

I was bangin it already for 2 years. I was 20 yrs old that day. (34 now for the math challenged)

You mean as if you start gulping at 11:59pm50seconds and finish at 12:00am10 seconds? Yeah I've done that before.

lol. No I just mentioned it since I was naked with my best buds at that time. All guys. Hence, the gayest thing I've ever done. I know what they do.

I knew who Anne Heche was. Very cute face. Anne is not with Ellen anymore? Anne is not gay anymore? Damn it's hard to keep up with this sh I almost threw up in my coffe. Ellen has pretty eyes and a cute face. BUT ATTRACTIVE????? Who the hell is hank jr? Sorry. I kind of hate the celebrity world, probably cuz my wife is addicted to it. What's wrong with that? Lol I dont really care. But I like your style. +1. I'm heterosexual everyone. The gayest thing I've ever done was take off all my clothes and run around naked in a park in los angeles. Oh yeah forgot to mention, I was super duper drunk. The only reason I know this is because my brother told me I did this.

Your loving wife is not suffering anymore. Find comfort in that my friend. If you ever want to see the love of your life again, you must continue living a good spiritual life. Sorry for you loss West. Talk to your friends and family. They are there for you. Keep the faith West.

Actually I'll one up that too. I see this stuff and it's like boring. boring boring. boring. Clist, blist, alist. who cares. boring. interesting would be if Jayz announced he was gay or michell obama. crazy stuff like that is ok. but just another celebrity, "im gay" good for you. want a ding dong or what. like lame. like for sure.

I agree Chef. That's what everyone is saying here in cali... I hope when cali gets divided or separated, I can be on the western cali or newly formed island.

You know how some pictures are misleading sometimes. In this pic, your girlie looks like kelly bundy from married with children. So you have to call me sir now. I'm 34. Like stuckinsomecity, I thought you were at minimum older than me, maybe 40ish. Oh well, just call me sir.

I cant stand the cold. And yeah age does have something to do with it. Don't consider anything. Make the move. Be happy. Ef the cold weather.

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morning sex is not the best, but i'll take it, did i do that said the steve urkle who punked me since he is super buff and sat on my glasses, that punk, oh wait all this happened in a barn AND

Aw c'mon Beerball. This is where you post more peter pan look a like pictures. Not updates. We dont want updates. Unless it's a "tapped out" update, we dont need big foot updates. is this a "selfie" Dc?