lol...I knew you were dying to say this, and you bit!
Anyway, I can't tell if you are pretending to miss the point. The NFL owners aren't on the jury, so his winning this suit against him isn't what they will be watching for. Obviously is he comes off as anything but a choirboy who was forced by a minor to have sex with her against the back of a party house....then they will struggle to justify the signing.
If he looks at all sleazy, they may struggle to justify a spot on the roster for him. Punter is the only person other than backup QB than no one wants to see walking onto the field. The best and the worst are separated, on any given kick, by so little that being a special talent at punting isn't worth heat. Your claim that there are a lot of bad ones isn't fact based. The guy at #34 on the list for YPP is yards less than #5. #5 gets 10% more of his punts inside the 20 than #20 in that category.